/dup/ - btfo

Is this natty achievable?

>>160242
Nice ai.

>>160242
what norwood is this?

>>160474
Norwood 110 Follicles Raus!

The Rock: (smirking, mic raised) "FINALLY… THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO CUCK CITY ! Now, Indica Flower, you think you're hot stuff, prancin' around with your incel fan club? The Rock did some research, jabroni, and I saw that little adult video you did with Angela White. Let me tell ya somethin'-The Rock wasn't impressed! Two minutes in, and I was scrollin' for cat videos on X instead! Can you smell what The Rock is cookin'? 'Cause it smells like a whole lotta overhype!"

Crowd: (roaring with laughter) "ROCKY! ROCKY!"

Indica Flower: (flipping her hair, mic up, incels cheering) "Oh, please, Rock, you washed-up protein shake model! My Indian goddess energy's too much for your tiny Hollywood brain! My incel army worships me, and they're about to yeet you into the cheap seats. You're just mad 'cause my vibes are viral, and your movies are straight-to-DVD!"

The Rock: (raises the People's Eyebrow) "Viral? The only thing viral about you is that cringe you call charisma! Your incel squad's got more keyboard grease than guts. The Rock's fans? They're the MILLIONS…" (crowd screams: "AND MILLIONS!") "…of electrified souls ready to watch me lay the smackdown on your candy ass! Step up, 'cause The Rock's about to unsubscribe your whole crew!"

Indica Flower: (cackling) "Big talk, Dwayne! Boys, let's show this eyebrow-obsessed fossil what a real fanbase can do!"

Action: Indica snaps her fingers, and her incel entourage-decked out in cargo shorts and "Indica's Simp Squad" T-shirts-storms the ring. They swarm The Rock with flailing punches and Reddit-tier insults. The Rock shrugs them off, tossing them like soggy burritos, but Indica sneaks in a cheap shot, smacking him with a glittery purse. The crowd boos as she directs her incels to dogpile him.

Commentary (Jerry Lawler): "Oh, mama! Indica's got her incels fightin' like they're defending their last energy drink!"

Commentary (JR): "Good gawd, King, The Rock's in trouble! This is a travesty!"

Suddenly, the arena EXPLODES as The Wall's music hits-a towering, grizzled veteran with a no-nonsense vibe. He charges the ring, a human wrecking ball, and starts yeeting incels left and right with meaty clotheslines. The Rock recovers, fist-bumping The Wall.

The Rock: (grinning, mic up) "Well, hot damn, Wall! You're tearin' through these jabronis like a buffet line! Indica, you thought your simp squad could handle The Rock? Time to get schooled, princess!"

Action: The Rock and The Wall dominate, tossing incels out like yesterday's memes. Indica swings at The Rock, but he ducks, grabs her, and lands a comical uppercut right between her two big.BOOBS . The crowd howls with laughter.

Commentary (Jerry Lawler): "Oh my! The Rock just sent Indica's ego AND her BOOBS into the next zip code with that uppercut! Talk about a boob-busting blockbuster!"

Commentary (JR): "Bah gawd, King, that's gotta sting worse than a bad Yelp review!"

Action: Indica stumbles, furious, but The Rock's done playing. He spins her into The Rock Bottom, slamming her to the mat with a thud that shakes the arena. He kips up, rips off his elbow pad, and launches into The People's Elbow, twirling dramatically before dropping the hammer. Indica's out like a dial-up connection in a storm.

The Rock: (standing over her, mic raised) "If ya SMELL… what The Rock… is COOKIN'!"

The Wall: (gruffly, mic up) "Stay down, kid. Ain't no simp squad savin' ya now."

Action: The ref counts: "One! Two! Three!" The bell rings, and the crowd erupts. The incels drag Indica's limp form out of the ring, muttering about "unfair algorithms." The Rock and The Wall pose, arms raised, as pyrotechnics explode.

Commentary (JR): "What a night! The Rock and The Wall just turned Indica's incel uprising into a highlight reel for the ages!"

Announcer: "The Rock and The Wall stand tall! Stick around for more WWE chaos!"