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 No.168032

It has begun.

 No.168033

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 No.168034

Seems like a very limited strike.

It looks like they're giving the Iranian regime one last chance to capitulate. Will they bend the knee, or go down fighting?

 No.168035

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Finally.
I am masturbating.

 No.168036

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>>168034
We will destroy Iran.
MIGA.
MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN.

 No.168037

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 No.168038

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.168039

>>168037
Oy vey back to serving zog!

 No.168040

Are we fucked?

 No.168041

>>168040
I wouldn't say so since I don't think Iran can be so easily taken down, but who knows. Either way Israel is now known as the universal world enemy.

 No.168042

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>>168041
I have trained with the IDF. Nice blokes.

 No.168043

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Pray 4 Topaz!

 No.168044

>>168043
I am with her.
Israel is the best country on Earth.
<3

 No.168045

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Head of Product
@X
reports a surge in Iranian cyberattacks on the platform. https://x.com/JacobBaime/status/2027665252196728931?s=20

 No.168046

Israel has the right to defend itself.
https://x.com/IDF/status/2027662583344296185

 No.168047

nothing happening. more fake and gay fear mongering by kikes

 No.168049

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Who still stands proudly with Israel today?

 No.168050

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>>168036
>>168042
>>168043
>>168049
Aren't you supposed to be in the Ukraine thread?

>>168040
Vaguely summing up what I've heard over the last few weeks, apparently dup isn't too happy about this and feels like he's being dragged into it, and at least wants to stay back and support da jooz in their hostile war of unsubstantiated aggression, rather than have burgers on the forever front line like the last decades of sandnigger militarized bickering. That said, my money is that this is going to be much closer to a DUPkraine than a DUPzuela conflict; there's no way to dominate them, it's going to get dragged into the mud. Generals, analysts and his old friends are saying they don't want the USA to get involved; Conflictless Politicians with a Jew's hand up their ass like the puppets they are are the ones heavily pushing for it, and because AIPAC is the current party in charge of the House and Senate and Congress, Trump's got his arm twisted. Even if the dupocrats are pro-AIPAC, they'll still take the opportunity to bite at dup's heels, and this is probably going to cost a ton of political capital. Compounded with ICE shit a few months back, and dup's going to have a hard time at home because of his terminal addiction to jew semen as the dupocrats take easy potshots, because he's not a no-war president any more, just an obvious neocon. Will it affect the reduplicans? No, the dems will support it once it's time for an election cycle. But they'll still drag their feet under the context of an Iran war and them being anti-war (until they're not).
As for the surroundings, Russia and China are both backing Iran; Russia because they're honoring alliances, China because there's a shitton of money to be made (basically a counter-Military-Industrial-Complex). India's visit to Israel last week was very telling, while they present no outright threat to anyone, they are an annoying meat shield, so at least they'll be out of the way / vaguely "supporting" howeverthefuck they plan on doing that. Turkey and Egypt have cottoned on to the planned borders for Greater Israel (promised thousands of years ago), so aside from the Saudis, there's basically no support in the Middle East either, which is going to make logistics difficult at best, and worst-case scenario fall in like a house of cards and be a war on all fronts. When Israel goes after them, it's going to be even harder as they both have already been building up defenses and are hoovering up Chinese manufacturing (Egypt moving it's capital city from Cairo to the New Administrative Capital and building the fuck up in the Suez Canal, because if they lose that, Egypt doesn't have an economy). The US bases in Cyprus and Chagos are like arteries right now since the conflict is so isolated, losing them would end it basically overnight (so the USA is forced to pull in favors from Europe and the UK on behalf of Israeli aggression). The Greenland plan / using the US military to benefit Americans is probably dead in the water to appease the former Europeans, the latter UK is a mixed bag because the UK PM is a total fucking limpwristed faggot retard paki-rapist-defender who can't decide if destroying the UK by selling off it's territories (not only for free, but paying others billions to take British clay) during the only term he's unpopularly in (he's also trying to get rid of Gibraltar lol) or supporting Israel by putting bong boots on the ground + giving nuclear weapons to Ukraine is serving the jews better (he'll probably try to do both, so the Chagos is going to be an absolute geopolitical clusterfuck if this goes into the mud). The UK seems like it's heating up, there might be some fun shit happening there in the next few years, as it seems to be not!Zelensky vs pre-Britler is the next election in 2-3 years. If Rupert Lowe is assassinated, I would outright call there and then that the next Reich will be in the UK.
China's basically allowed to do whatever it wants now, and while chipset manufacturing has been moved out of Taiwan, it's still not safe to abandon yet without the West taking a massive hit. The macro-play of the war is to not only not be involved, but to get it done with ASAP, because unlike yesteryears wars, the Chinese are the ones who benefit the most from it being dragged out, not the USA. Russia kinda doesn't give a fuck, they're in a similar backing position to the USA in that they're indirect, but unlike the US, they have no need to hurry up and can take advantageous opportunities - both in Iran, and in Ukraine (which is now basically abandoned, or soon-to-be abandoned for the wolves) (unless the UK and France intend on teaching them how to build a nuke + giving them materials, then it's a glass crater courtesy of Medvedev who reeeeeeeeeeeeeally wants to glass Ukraine).

If I had to guess, the plan will be to let Israel make it clear they're the aggressors for a week or two more weeks, then just try to savage the Iranians and delete them in a zerg rush + bombardment. But Anon, Iran is a giant mountain range, we already know from Afghanistan, that that shit doesn't work! Yeah. It's not going to be a clean dupzeula-style kill, the USA is going to take notable short-term losses, but it's clear that the longer this goes on, the weaker the US's place on the world stage is going to be, militarily and economically. It needs to be over yesterday, and marketed as another round of strategic deep-strikes against weapons of mass destruction Iranian Nuclear facilities that definitely isn't and wasn't a war in dup's term (like last time). For literally everybody else, it's best that this is dragged out. Including Israel, as they can use it to monkeybranch into roping the USA into other regional conflicts while they're there. I see Israel offering no help / counter-help / false flags intended to deliberately partially cripple the USA (the Ford Aircraft Carrier, largest in the USN, had recent news as all the servicemen are convinced Israel wants to sink them / force-die-for-israel, so they turned the poopdeck into a poopy deck) as Israel enters the latter phases of their "bleed the USAgolem out like a livestock slaughter" plan.
World War 3? On the table, but not the most likely outcome imo. I'd say we're at ~30-35% of it spilling over. A chance, but still like 65-70% not that. Brass tacks is that the biggest players (Russia / China / USA) don't benefit from it - it's easy to list off as many smaller countries around the world that are having slapfights getting dragged into one another as if they matter in any way shape or form, but until either of those three lock horns, it's just going to be hay waiting for the spark. Russia and China won't fuck with each other, Russia and the US are hostile over soviet-era grudges but don't seem directly aggressive / trying to de-escalate, China wants to let this conflict bleed the US dry before they start moving pieces. If this conflict drags on for a year, then we might see the Chinese deciding it's go-time and not letting the US recover after it's die-for-israel scheme, but again - 30-35% is my odds.
There's probably more shit to give vague opinionated generalisations and write fanfic about the future about, but I can't be assed.
B A S I C A L L Y,
tl;dr
also known as, too long; didn't read
dup btfo


Oh yeah, and the second in line for the Persian Royal Family (who the Israelis are fighting for Iranian freedom for) recently got married to a hebrew man for the first time in human history. (((Purely a coincedence))), I'm sure. I hope the current exiled ruler and the first in line stay safe. If they doesn't do exactly as they're told… bad things might happen.

>>168046
>the israeldup cries out in self-defense as it first-strikes you

 No.168051

>>168050
>Aren't you supposed to be in the Ukraine thread?
Never heard of it.
We are acting in self defense

 No.168052

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>>168051
>The more I posted with the shill, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the goonbrained stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them (X has a right to defend itself), they immediately related to entirely different matters (X has a right to instigate and attack others), and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these shills, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the lurkers, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The shill had not the slightest recollection of the thread before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous thread.

>Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying.

>Gradually I began to report them to the jannies.

 No.168053

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 No.168057

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Iran struck a US Naval base in Bahrain.

LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER FOREVERWAR IS ON THE MENU BOYS

 No.168058

So this is why they disrupted posting in halfchan and introduced privacy invading measures.

 No.168059

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>>168058
Why did they do that?
protect them at all cost

 No.168060

>>168059
Filtered out ublock users, e.g. real people.

 No.168061

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EARLY REPORTS OF A STRANGE FIGHTER JET BTFOING ALL THE US AIR FORCE AND DISAPPEARING BACK INTO THE CLOUDS DUBBED THE THE GHOST OF TEHRAN WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, POSSIBLE IDENTITY RELATED

dup….. BTFOOOOOOOOOOO

 No.168062

>>168060
I was banned for defending Israel.

 No.168063

>>168043
looks hwhite enough for me

 No.168064

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>>168036
>israel wipes out the sandniggers from the middle east only to colonize it and produce top tier qt pies like this
wtf i love israel now

 No.168065

>>168064
aren't most / all of the idf postergirls paid off russian prostitutes? like, you'd get hila klein, not natascha nataschavik

 No.168066

>>168065
>1.00 Rial has been deposited into your account

 No.168067

>>168065
I am paid by Israel and Ukraine. I am Israeli btw

 No.168068

>>168067
Shalom. Are you posting from a bomb shelter?

 No.168069

>>168057
>FOREVERWAR
Highly unlikely considering the US military has an ammunition shortage. They are utilizing the shock and awe doctrine and aim to wrap this up in a couple weeks. It's called Epic Fury for a reason.

 No.168070

>dup starts a war against sandniggers
Time for reddit to shine! Join the iranian army to fight the bad orange man and protect muslims from pissrael!

 No.168071

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>>168043
Never Again is Now!

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rumors that ayatollahdup has been btfo

 No.168074

>>168070
>trumpcuck

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 No.168076

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>>168075
BOW DOWN TO ISRAEL GOYIM
JEWS ARE UNSTOPPABLE

 No.168077

>>168061
I fucking wish
>>168056
This absolute subhuman
>>168073
Rest in Peace, honestly they should have been more competent, lets hope Iran actually fights the fuck back and the warrior caste takes over.

 No.168078

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>>168074
>saging a sticky

 No.168079

>>168077
>lets hope Iran actually fights the fuck back
It's already over, all the Iranian military has managed to do is piss off everyone in the region by flinging a few missiles at civilian targets in countries that didn't attack them.

 No.168080

>>168077
>Rest in Peace
He's resting in pieces.

 No.168081

>>168079
Prove it you dumb faggot
>erm my twitter bot said so!!
Kill yourself

 No.168082

Modern day muslims are the absolute worst soldiers perhaps in the history of the world, these goatfuckers are absolutely helpless against any opponent unless it's a preteen swedish girl. They won't do shit if Burger & Kike boots hit the ground except die.

 No.168083

>>168081
Time to face reality, Ahmed. The Supreme Pizza is no more, along with much of Iran's top leaders. All that's left is what we're seeing, a spergout of firing missiles blindly at civilian targets in every direction, the last gasp of the Islamic regime.

 No.168084

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dup confirms ayatollahdup has been btfo

 No.168085




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