>knock knock>mom whats going on>son your not a reaaaal man™ so were sending you to die for miga trump epstein me and ur new dad jammal hernandes saw on tv we told them<hello how are you were from the ICE™ mcdonalds® division draft office summons>gahhhh

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Knock knock Anonymous 03/01/26(Sun)06:52:23 No.168096

>knock knock
>mom whats going on
>son your not a reaaaal man™ so were sending you to die for miga trump epstein me and ur new dad jammal hernandes saw on tv we told them
<hello how are you were from the ICE™ mcdonalds® division draft office summons
>gahhhh nooooo how could thish be happening to meeeeee uuuuuuaaaaahhhh
<come with us now or were gonna use force
>reeee but you were supposed to deport the fucking beaners!!!
<wow you actually believed dat shyt whitey? Wow you sure are dumb. Look at my name tag
<the name tag says martinez
>butbuhbuh i have autism you cant do this what about my rights
<americas in an emergency martial law son you dont have the same rights come with us or else dont even think about residting esse
>nuuuh ashally dud im a takticun and sheet fr bro u cant sen me to iran dod
<hurry up fatass well give you a twinky if you make this quick
>dumbass fucktard larper does nothing and gets drafted
>gets legs blown off and dies in the great mcdonalds fighting for greater epstein israel global pedophiles
The end.

Anonymous 03/01/26(Sun)07:00:24 No.168098

>>168096
There will be no boots on the ground. No draft required. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Anonymous 03/01/26(Sun)07:17:24 No.168102

>>168098
Said a fat nigger online who got lured into a van once

Anonymous 03/02/26(Mon)10:51:07 No.168154

Imagine gahoole getting drafted lol

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)13:11:13 No.169185

>>168154
Kek

Anonymous 03/30/26(Mon)15:57:22 No.169192

Posts that aged well: >>168098
Posts that got btfo'd: >>168098