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 No.175396

>The year is 2033
>Your smart car is flagged by Flock for driving over your weekly mileage quota and a signal was sent for it to pull off the road and lock you inside
>An autonomous police vehicle was dispatched to your location to place you under arrest
>A cybernetically-enhanced lesbian ZOGbot steps out, and approaches you
>She says, "You are under arrest for violating section 434.666, the Climate Code. Furthermore, you were identified by Seegull cameras for staring too long at girls at the beach. This is a violation of the Abuse Prevention Act."
>Upon being booked at the jail, you learn of additional charges resulting from the investigation. Since anonymity was abolished by the Online Guardrails Act, you are under suspicion of prepping, downloading illegal books, and hate speech
>due to the totality of your crimes against the State, an AI judge deems you criminally insane
>two burly, all white androids enter your cell. As you are placed into the straightjacket and whisked away, your final thought is, "If only I had voted for Ron Paul."

 No.175399

>newfag janny deleted my QOS Kris thread on dunk
BBCAMENKO IS BOARD CULTURE
KRIS HAS RETURNED TO THE INTERNET
I REPEAT, OUR QUEEN IS BACK
https://www.imagefap.com/profile/TEAMMAXCHEERLEADER

 No.175400

>>175399
>the highlight of my day is some cuck faggot making a post
Sad!

 No.175401

>>175400
Let her cook, chud

 No.175402

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>>175399
Posting Kris is a human right

 No.175403

>>175399
>profile views: 1625

Seriously half of those were from tvch

 No.175404

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I propose this as the new background of every board on tvch

 No.175405

>>175402
Is this guy parodying cucks or is he a true believer?

 No.175406

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Think he's ever taken a step back and thought for a second how fucking crazy he is?

 No.175407

>>175405
lookit that imagefap link for plenty of proof he's a true believer

 No.175408

>>175407
I'll take your word for it. I thought he might be a performance artist of some sort parodying the whole cuck fetish.

 No.175409

>>175407
>imagefap
one of the last true oldfaggot websites on the internet.

 No.175410

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>>175409
>tfw you have an aborted white baby doll on your bedroom floor

I don't know about this guys

 No.175411

>>175410
inb4 that anon corrects you that it's just a fetus

 No.175412

>>175411
Looks like a baby to me.

 No.175413

>>175412
Yeah, but there's a pedantic pro-abortion anon who always chimes in when anons refer to abortion as infanticide, or simply call fetuses babies.

 No.175414

>>175413
That's me.

 No.175418

>>175403
333 of them are me gooning to my Queen

 No.175419

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Max IQ to do this to yourself?
https://www.imagefap.com/gallery/14301546

 No.175424

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>>175419
>jack of spades

Did Kris invent a new cuckold term? There are quite a few tvch posters here who would qualify as a jack of spades.

 No.175425

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>oh yeah dude that's just my aborted white baby doll, the one with the fake blood and coat hanger? Don't worry about that, it's just a decoration, ties the room together

 No.175426

Wow another thread instantly derailed by the usual retards

Zombie site

 No.175427

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I think he went a little wild with the photoshop on this one boys, a masterpiece of graphic design

As a side note… what the fuck is up with this guy's bellybutton?

 No.175428

>>175425
>>175424
lol porn addiction is hell.

 No.175429

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I am dead certain this man has never met a black person.

Though it would be funny to see some nigger's reaction to whatever this is.

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>>175426
There wasn't much to go with from the OP to begin with and it's far more fun to clown on Krissy

 No.175432

>>175427
>BNWO YT TRASH GHETTO BARBIE HIMBO JOS SISSY FAGGOT FEMBOI GAYBOI PATHETIC PRINCESS LIMP CLITTY BABYDICK PANSY LOSER! BBC FUCKTOY FUCKDOLLY PLAYTOY! ONLY THUGZ PUMP THIS TIGHT PINK POOPHOLE! PUSSY FREE FOREVER! I LOVE HUMILITATION AND DEGREDATION! BORN AND REARED IN DA BOOGIE DOWN! PROUD RACE TRAITOR FOR THE BNWO! ABYT ACAB KAW OBLM WLDM

Sounds like it'd be a good rap song. Pure poetry.

 No.175433

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 No.175442

>>175432
>BORN AND REARED IN DA BOOGIE DOWN!

What did he mean by this?

 No.175443

Voting would not have stopped anything OP, even if Paul became presidup he would be barred or v& if he tried to make real change. Perhaps he would have had a better long-term affect than DUP of course.

 No.175449

>>175442
Da boogie down Bronx, home of hip-hop. Ya heard?

 No.175450

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>>175443
No BBC, no vote

 No.175466

>>175450
That should be america's national flag tbh

 No.175469

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>>175426
Quiet down YT, here have some toys to play with

 No.175473

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>>175426
Here's another pasta just for the sake of trying to get things back on track:
The year is 2031.
You've managed to escape from the FEMA camp you were forced into after a false flag dirty bomb attack was used to enact nation wide martial law.

As you run desperately toward the horizon you choke on the air full of aluminum oxide. Routine chem trailing ensures that only Monsanto's genetically modified creations grow, preventing criminal dissidents from growing their own food supply.

As you reach the top of a small hill you come face to face with the military's latest patrol-bot. In a fraction of a second the machine's sophisticated camera and computer system analyze your face and scan the biometric data in your subdermal implant. Immediately the drone opens fire, cutting you down in a hail of bullets that were manufactured in China.

As you sputter out your final breath your one final thought is, "If only I had voted for Ron Paul.."
>>175443
It's just a meme. It was kind of ambiguous whether it was even supposed to actually supportive of Ron Paul or whether it was making fun of his passionate supporters.

 No.175474

>>175473
It was mostly comical. As far as policy goes, Ron Paul was another protector of the wealthy.

 No.175475

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>>175474
Yeah, it's a bit like the minor "Paulberg" meme that was poking fun at the Paultards. I doubt many people actually believed Ron Paul was Jewish.

 No.175476

>At 81, and despite not running, Paul received one electoral vote from a Texas faithless elector in the 2016 presidential election, making him the oldest person to receive an Electoral College vote
Who was that dying believer?

 No.175502

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>>175476
Mark Levin

 No.175844

>>175419
A few days after I posted this, Kris deleted this gallery. He must post here or at least lurk. Say hi, Krissy!

 No.175845

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>>175396
>oil crisis was predicted on the economist cover 2025



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