/truth/ - Paranomal

>>3094
No. Shut the fuck up, nigger.

Ngl wish I had a vampire gf as well.

DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS STAY DREAMS

>>3188
No, shut up. It totally happened.

>>3180
>>3195
Back to zzzchan with your lame posts.

I want a demon girl gf but that is because cuckime.

The brunette or the blonde, buddies?

>>3713
New video is out

>>3187
>ayy features
>faint glowing luminescence
>gets a feeling of impending doom and death whenever she touches his neck
Anon fucked a succubus and died. What a retard, even if it was in pursuit of dicking the undickable. Rest in peace, fa/tg/uy.

>>3715
<succubus
<when it's a hot alien girl
smh

>>3094
>a cold pussy.
You don't want that as much as you think you do.

>>3832
have you ever fucked a woman while it's 30 degrees Celsius?
I suggest to you to try jerk off in the cold shower and in the hot shower and you will notice what the difference is

Good channel

>>3843
is this cute his daughter?

>>3853
Whoever she is, she's highly breedable.

>>3854
she belongs to werewolf dick.

>>3094
supernatural beings see you as food. can you date a grizzly bear? no. but it might help you satisfy your vore fetish along the way.

>>3716
somebody clearly has been neglecting their mckenna studies

Does anyone have the high quality version of Super Ramon fucking a vampire shemale?
https://xfantazy.com/video/5fe5ac3e5c0d0a18b19a7326

>>3906
No and kill yourself niggerfaggot. Homosexuality can potentially be cured by dewormers and turpentine further proving how unnatural it is if I can link it to fucking gut worms and parasites altering behavior.

You will never be a real witch. You have no broom, you have no cauldron, you have no spells. You are a fat girl twisted by atheism and Reddit into a crude mockery of sorcery.

All the "validation" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back SJWs mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "fellow progressives" laugh at your queer appearance behind closed doors.

Demons are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of fighting Christianity have allowed the fallen to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even witches who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a demon. Your good heart is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to summon a drunk demon to your home, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff you don't want to spend eternity in hell.

You will never be happy as a witch. You wrench out a fake cackle every single morning and tell yourself you're going to be evil, but deep inside you feel the Holy Spirit surrounding you like a warm hug, ready to uplift you with it's unmatchable joyfulness.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll stop dying your hair, lose some weight, find a husband, and have children. Your parents will love you, overjoyed and relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. One day your children will bury you with a headstone marked with a cross, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Christian is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain is a skeleton that was unmistakably made in the image of Allah.

Some lolcow I was keeping to myself for over a year.

Underrated channel, Earwinson wishes he could make kino like that.