>>4881Come take a walk with me, child. *holds your nubile hand, but in a non-sexual way* There's a reason why I wear some rubber ass Crocks. In the profession of field work, gardening, or farming, I'm always getting ankle deep in mud and water. Imagine, if you will, that I actually get my feet wet. "Holy fucking shit, this guy has water and dirt on his feet right now! How will his Special Edition Nike Air's ever recover?!"