No.326179
>>326178Sorry what?
Generic AI looking medium straight shots of no action.
Lazer beams in da earf
Extremely slowed down Radiohead song instead of Halo music
It's completely shit
No.326194
>>326178Expect 10 minutes of action and hours an hours of talking.
No.326222
No.326223
If the Halo anon doesn't come back for another 500 reply thread, then tvch is truly dead.
Halo tv show is kikery. Only he could redeem.
No.327862
>>327861Lmao they actually did it.
You leftist kikes, you did it. Bravo.
No.327891
>>326178>Mary sues everywhereYa still looks like trash.
No.327902
>>327861>No helmetFaggot shit
Karl Urban will forever earn my respect for Dredd 2012.
No.328376
>>328372What else can they do? It is a massive assflop just like the Woke LOTR and the Cowboy Bebop remake. All they can do is shill.
No.328377
>>328376Lorically explain why they can't take their helmets off for the camera or have them be literal cyborgs. Make the armor so unique, either with battle scarring or shapes and colors that there's no mistaking their identity. Get actually good voice actors to nuke the audience with a good time. Halo should have been the best thing since GoT pre-season 5, and they failed, matching Season 7 tier.
No.328378
>>328372Actually the first pic is not bad, but the other 3 are atrocious.
No.328379
>>328376All streaming shows have the same staff of writers. It's one crew writing every show, and most of them have not seen nor evaluated the source material.
No.328383
>>328377You make good points but like
>>328379 says, you see a revolving door of niggers, irate women, and fags doing the writing and creative process. Can't make chicken salad with chicken shit.
Culture is simply dead. It was rotted out by liberals for a long time and when the Trump Bomb went off in 2016, the rotted house crashed in on itself. Could Halo the tv show have been great? Yes, certainly. You just can't make good things anymore with this kind of subhumanity running things.
No.328451
>>328383Gah… This.
I wish they would just go to Indeed.com or somewhere and hire people that are right for the job.
No.328453
>>328451Holy fucking hell I just realized I downloaded an edited version of the ad that aired in Canada.
>"cuqk" in the URLHere's the full ad.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qrUn/indeed-kayak No.328454
>>328443what are you trying to say?
No.328456
>>328454He's saying he already won.
No.328462
>>326178This show is synonymous with "nobody liked nor watched it" so naturally it gets a season 2 lel
No.328463
>>328462Just like Rings of Black Power.
No.328466
>>328462>>328463Streaming wars have been a complete disaster for TV
Shows that find an audience get cancelled because they would rather pump money into new trash shows
Shows that fail to find an audience get renewed because it looks bad to investors otherwise
It's a completely upside down way of doing things and it's why so many of these services are crashing, because they are desperate for the next big thing instead of slowly building up a solid library of shows and movies
No.328469
Will be a slop, Halo is dead.
No.328507
>>328462Paramount ordered a second season of Halo in February 2022,
ONE WHOLE MONTH before the first season premiered on March 24th 2022.
No.328575
>>328462What if Microsoft is actually the one funding it as an ad for the games
No.328612
>>328376Franchises have been dried up into dust, so they either use them for propaganda or get the faggots and dykes from Fanfiction.net to finally give them a chance to shine.
VIACOM HIRE THIS M*N No.329487
>>329485It's bound to be shot but I look forward to Halo anon's thread, assuming he is still here.
No.329488
>>329485Nice paid reviews
No.329490
>>329487The guy that recirculated or made clips of the show?
Wow, yeah what a unique poster.
No.329494
>>328469Only one slop? We don't get more?
No.329591
Probably not going to watch any of these clips. NGL
But don't let that stop you.
No.329621
>>329605Thanks. I don't come to the boards unless there are halo clips to post, so it's been a while since I've been here.
No.329648
>>329599This looks as bad as S1. I don't think Halo could ever be successfully spun off into tens of hours of plot. That's just not what Halo was.
No.330335
killed the only likeable character in this god forsaken show and he was still a race swapped character. This shit has dug below the barrel.
No.330387
Who is watching this show?
I can't even bring myself to watch any of these webms.
No.330684
>>330680Damn this doesn't look very good
No.330728
I honestly thought this episode would break you and make you give up on chronicling this turd.
No.330954
Halo.S02E06.1080p.WEB.H264-SuccessfulCrabWe get our first look at Corporal Perez as a Spartan III. Last time we saw her was two episodes ago fleeing Reach on a civilian transport. Now she's already a Spartan. Feels like a significant time jump has taken place. I guess she's not really a Spartan III since that generation used orphans from outer world colonies that had fallen to the Covenant. The Spartan IIIs in this show are more like the Spartan IV program which used adults.
>>330728>I honestly thought this episode would break you and make you give up on chronicling this turd.It's bad but season one was much worse.
No.331010
>>330972Did you notice in the sim they were just firing at unseen enemies the whole time? Shits wild they don't even want to pay to make the show anymore.
No.331098
>>331082All they had to do was make an extended live action halo ad and they fucked it completely up. Why couldn't they just get Neil Blomkamp back, Landfall was a very good short?
No.331099
>>331098>He thinks the show is for fans of the game.Not even Episode 7 was for fans of Star Wars.
No.331103
>>331099I feel like Paramount would have got better value for money using this as a tax right off.
No.331706
>>331700…. This is the level of the CGI?
No.331711
>>331710>moefaggotGas yourself
No.331712
>>331710Is it enjoyable for someone who has never played the games?
No.331713
>>331711>So uncultured he can't even distinguish what is and isn't moeshitNice self-report, fag.
>>331712I think so. Overall, I think the show is complementary to the game, but the first 2 episodes are actually better to go into blind. Excellent buildup.
The show's story is altered with some unique twists and turns the game didn't have, so you can't really go wrong either way.
No.331715
>>331713What I see is gay ass cuckime where manchildren like you pretend to be cute little 2d girls when in reality you're hideous pedophiles with gunts and neckbeards.
No.331716
>>331715>when in reality you're hideous pedophiles with gunts and neckbeards.That's not fair. I don't have a gunt, and I'm clean-shaven.
No.331718
>>331710>>331712unfortunately it's a literal tranime
>In reality, Sweet-P used to live as an overweight man who was famous for blogging about ramen.>She said she felt so free when she ate, but eventually she saw a group of dreamy-cute girls. It hit her like a flash. She wanted to be like them. She realized then that she was transgender, but was rejected by the world.this is why persona 4 will always be the superior jrpg/anime
No.331722
>>331718The point of the Ostinato Musicians is that they're all highly disturbed characters desperate for escapism. They're not meant to be glorified.
Granted, the game's remake gives Sweet-P a lot more sympathy due to the additional route that lets you join the villains and make friends with them. But in the original game and anime, he's mostly a laughing stock.