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>The Amusement Park

This is basically an extended PSA about the struggles of the elderly. I'd seen a few quotes from critics raving about it, but I don't think it's some kind of rediscovered masterpiece the way it's apparently been made out to be. It really boils down to the protagonist going through a series of misfortunes. On the plus side, I think it's pretty effective at creating an atmosphere of despair. I definitely appreciated the low-rent '70s production values, which I think help add to that feeling. I liked some of the library music too. There was one piece that I think I remember from Dawn of the Dead. I also liked the beginning and end with Lincoln Maazel doing double duty in the white room.

My verdict is that it's worth watching if you're a curious George Romero fan who wants to see some more of his older work, but I don't think it's something I would encourage anyone else to watch.
>Sleeper
This movie is a bit unique as far as flicks with dystopian sci-fi settings go in that that it's a full-blown comedy with a Dixieland jazz soundtrack. Most of the comedy sadly didn't appeal to me. It takes inspiration from the old-school slapstick of the '20s, but contrary to the critics for whatever reason I didn't find the gags to be anywhere as good as those of the old guys. There's definitely more of a verbal element to the humor too. It doesn't emphasize clever sight gags the way the acclaimed silent comedians tended to do. This is actually the first Woody Allen movie I've ever seen (I'm not counting watching Antz once as a kid), I think I understand that Orson Welles rant about Woody Allen now. In spite of his self-deprecating persona, he comes across like he can't get enough of himself and his own cleverness. There were some parts I did find amusing. The more Jew-themed parts in particular, like the robot tailors with prominent noses and thick Yiddish accents. Speaking of Jews, Woody Allen's character competes for the romantic interest of Diane Keaton's with a more attractive character named Erno, and of course he had to make a remark about his romantic rival's "Aryan" traits.

That last part rubbed me the wrong way, but as a whole I still found the movie watchable. I liked the retrofuturistic '70s dystopianism (I thought the technologically advanced society filled with seemingly incompetent people was an interesting touch that reminds me of where society today seems to be headed) and the unique choice of musical accompaniment for the setting. I just don't believe it's some great comedy classic like a lot of people seem to think.
>The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
I liked this one despite not being too keen on Danny Kaye's comedic style at all. This is the only Danny Kaye movie I've seen so far and can't speak to his approach in his other work, but I typically don't care for a certain type of comedian that does a lot of exaggerated gestures and facial expressions and wacky voices (although I actually can find impressions entertaining). Think Jim Carrey or Robin Williams. Jerry Lewis's The Nutty Professor is also one of the least funny comedies I can ever remember seeing. Danny Kaye clearly exhibited a lot of talent, particular in his patter songs, but I just don't find them very amusing. On the positive side, the "I hate women" moment gave me a sensible chuckle, and the rest of the humor I tended to find unobtrusive enough that it didn't negatively affect my enjoyment of the film.

As someone who liked daydream sequences in cartoons as a kid, what really attracted me to the movie was the premise involving a hapless, timid daydreamer with a rich fantasy life. I appreciated the Harold-Lloyd-like character arc. Walter Mitty is reminiscent of the unassertive characters Lloyd played in movies like Girl Shy or Grandma's Boy who end up overcoming their character flaws. The bits on the edge of the office building I even found a bit reminiscent of Safety Last!, although it doesn't emphasize suspense the way that does or anything.

While I think I'd take my favorite Harold Lloyd movies over The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, I still found it a good watch for what it is.
>Invasion of the Saucer Men
This is another case where the poster is cooler than the actual movie. Strongly so here. The movie features a similar alien design to what you see in the artwork, but the creatures look much more worse moving in live action. The fact that they spend a lot of time lurking in the shadows was probably just an effort to mitigate how low budget it looks. I'll give credit where credit is due: The disembodied hand that creeps around is actually kind of neat given what they had to work with. In contrast to a lot of these types of movies, Invasion of the Saucer Men features a pretty comedic tone. Once again, that might have been related to how cheap of a production it was. It's easier to try and pass off something this silly as a comedy than it is to make a completely serious science fiction or horror movie out of it. Unfortunately, the humor can come across as pretty forced at times. A pre-Batman Frank Gorshin also appears in it but doesn't do too much. The pacing isn't very good either. The movie is a little over an hour long but still feels slow moving.

I'd recommend skipping this one.

RIP Bob Burns, by the way.
>She
This is a pretty serious case of wasted potential. For all the work that went into the costumes and architecture of Kor with the intention of shooting it in color, the budget was slashed at the last minute and they were forced to shoot in black and white (yeah, Legend Films colorized it like 20 years ago, but it's not the same). It's not like a German Expressionist movie or a Universal horror movie that are designed specifically with black and white in mind and benefit from it. Or, given the nature of the production and who was involved, King Kong. But it's more comparable to Son of Kong in how compromised the end product was. Like Son of Kong, it had some cool-sounding Willis O'Brien animation that was never filmed due to budgetary constraints (a scene with the explorers getting attacked by mammoths). In this case, there are no animated varmints at all. The only critter you get is a frozen saber-toothed tiger shown via a Mario Larrinaga matte painting. Helen Mack and Noble Johnson were also in both movies.

Speaking of casting, I thought Helen Gahagan was pretty decently cast as the literal ice queen of Kor. Cary Grant's boyfriend Randolph Scott, however, comes across as wooden as the leading man caught between his affections for Helen Mack's character and the unforeseen romantic interests of She. The movie also feels very slow moving, and the every end of the film you're subjected to a tacky message about the power of love.

As for Max Steiner's score, I disliked how he seemed to have based the main theme from the one he wrote for King Kong. It's like he was pilfering his own work, which is something I remember reading that he was known to do. The more ethereal tone is nicely distinctive and a nice change of pace though.

My final verdict is that it can be worth watching if it's something you're personally curious about, like I was, but it's nothing worth raving about. I wouldn't really encourage anyone else to check it out. Merian C. Cooper even apparently said it was the worst movie he'd ever made.

 No.372724

Imagine watching a non-pornographic movie in 2026, lmao

 No.372735

Recently I watched batman forever. It was very gay and bad, strangly colorful and somewhat entertaining.
>be more friendly to the kids
>bat flirts in non-child-friendly endlessly
>annoying sidekick
I miss when batman killed his enemies.

 No.372753

>>372735
>It was very gay
It was directed by a gay jewish man.

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I decided to give these Christopher Guest movies a try. I don't really have anything bad to say about them, but I also didn't think any of them measured up to This is Spinal Tap in terms of highlights. I did like how consistent the list of cast members is across the three movies, and Fred Willard's presence definitely elevates each of them. I also enjoyed seeing what type of character Christopher Guest would be playing next. When I first saw This is Spinal Tap as a teenager, I didn't realize I was watching the same guy who played Count Rugen in The Princess Bride. That always impressed me about him. He's kind of a chameleon.

I probably also would have appreciated them more if I'd spaced them out more. I feel like I overdosed on mockumentaries.

It could be due to the subject matter of aging musicians getting back together or the fact that the Guest-McKean-Shearer combo of Spinal Tap has returned in a different form, but I think A Mighty Wind is my favorite of the three.
>>372735
Maybe I just have bad taste, but it kept my interest more than the other Batman movies from the '89-'97 period. I thought the odd color scheme was an interesting choice, although it can't match the Art Deco style of the older Batman movies.

 No.374969

Shit, I'm kind of wishing I saved the last thread.

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>Leningrad Cowboys Go America
Fun little Finnish road-trip flick about a band of hopeless Siberian folk musicians with matching wacky hairstyles and pointy shoes trying to make it big in the U.S. The premise was inspired by a lack of Soviet soft power and waning cultural relevance in the latter days of the USSR, but it's definitely not overtly political or anything past that.

There's also a cameo appearance by Jim Jarmusch.
>Magical Mystery Tour
It felt like The Beatles were just throwing crap at the wall with this one. I liked some of the music video sequences, but I don't think I'd recommend the movie for anyone but Beatles diehards. It's mercifully short, so at least it has that going for it.
>Easy Rider
It's easy to make fun of, but I think in some ways it works as a cultural time capsule of its era. In some ways it's actually evenhanded. It portrays the aimlessness of many involved in the '60s counterculture and shows how poorly prepared they tended to be for the trials of communal off-grid living. The protagonists are involved in a drug deal and as such aren't particularly sympathetic. I particularly disliked Dennis Hopper's character, maaan. The most likable character is the drunken, eccentric square lawyer played by Jack Nicholson, who only shows up in the second half of the film or so.

I thought the stuff with the vicious hick townsfolk having such a strong grudge against the characters was corny at first, but I wonder if there wasn't some truth to that sort of thing back then. Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper apparently knew a shit-stirring "civil rights" agitator who had been shot at while riding him motorcycle around in the South in the earlier part of the decade. Jim Varney also once threatened to take a long-haired colleague to Hazard, Kentucky, where he claimed that he wouldn't make it down the street without locals giving him a forcible haircut. Still, that's a trope I really hate when it appears in other movies that don't really have any excuse for it. Even in the context of Easy Rider it feels a bit cartoonish. There's one in a restaurant who brings up his lack of respect for negro women, which is just the movie's way of telling you he's not a heckin' good person, and the casting of the one at the end of the movie with the strange growth on his face.

I don't know that I'd recommend it if the '60s hippie theme or its historical significance aren't enough to get you interested. It just felt like one I should see at least once.

It's not really relevant, but I also felt like mentioning that this is the second movie I've watched recently that shows an American man settling down with a beaner woman.
>Roswell
I thought this was pretty entertaining. I'm not the biggest fan of the '90s made-for-TV aesthetic of the movie (like the rompler music or the bit of CGI that was used), and I think the opening credit sequence was kind of cheesy (showing dodgy footage of George-Adamski-style saucers? Come on!), but I think it was interesting to see the story playing out and it was entertaining to see Jesse Marcel (played by Kyle MacLachlan) try to get to the bottom of what really happened back in July 1947. My favorite part was the sequence at the end with Martin Sheen's character going over a lot of the UFO mythology that has transpired since the repopularization of the crash-retrieval narratives was pretty cool. I felt like it did a pretty good job imparting a feeling of mystery and wonder and also maintaining ambiguity with regard to whether or not the stories were true. There's an earlier scene with Marcel talking to some witnesses with competing stories that I think was handled pretty well too. I also found the fact that the guy Martin Sheen plays goes by "Townsend" to be a nice touch. Presumably it's a reference to the antigravity researcher T. Townsend Brown, who's a pretty fascinating figure in UFO lore.

Speaking of UFO lore, I have some quibbles with the movie in how it handles the topic. For one thing, the Roswell bodies were implied to have been like modern grays. I think that's anachronistic. From what I know of the Roswell case, nobody described them as looking quite like grays. They were described as little guys with brownish or grayish-brownish skin, but their eyes were apparently sunken and almost oriental in appearance. One account described their heads as looking like those of Jerusalem crickets, and I'm not sure in what sense that was supposed to be the case (maybe the head shape). I think the modern gray look grew out of the Barney and Betty Hill case in the '60s, although I guess you could argue there were antecedents prior to that. I also don't like the way the movie used the testimony of the embalmer Glenn Dennis, who was most likely a fraud. He talked about meeting a nurse who had seen the bodies in the hospital but was caught giving out fake names. And why would there be requests for child-sized coffins in the first place? Wouldn't full-sized ones suffice? I think the scenes with Jesse Marcel trying to track down fellow witnesses at the end of his life were also fictionalized for the sake of good drama.

Regardless, I still enjoyed it for a fictionalized TV movie.
>Silent Running
A pretty good '70s sci-fi movie revolving around environmental themes. The last remnants of Earth's forests are preserved in spaceship-based greenhouses, and Freeman Lowell (Bruce Dern) is the last person who is truly dedicated to keeping them going. As the plot gradually unfolds, he's ultimately forced to forego any human companionship with the aim of ensuring the survival of Earth's remaining flora and fauna contained in the last remaining ship. He does his best to keep the ship going with the help of his robot friends (MST3K was partially inspired by Silent Running). It sort of represents a dystopian future, but it's more just melancholic than devoid of hope the way something like 1984 is. It's a movie with very little action and isn't too heavy on actual plot (and there's one crucial plot point that I find pretty silly), so if you want something more thrilling than contemplative then this probably won't be one for you.

 No.375488

>>375481
On a side note, the version of Roswell that I watched was an HD upscale off JewTube that's since been made private. If anyone wants it, maybe I could try uploading it somewhere.

 No.375500

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I will share. I watched 'Less than Zero' yesterday night. I found it formulaic and made-for-TV. 4/10 my rating. Stories about drug using normalfags falling from grace are very trite and were played out years and years ago. I read the book of Less than Zero, the book was better but still wasn't very memorable for me. A book about rich people losing everything because of drugs called "Valley of the Dolls", that book is trashy but its much better. Its about old hollywood, vintage hollywood actresses destroying themselves. Smut, but I remember the book fairly well and didn't hate it, like a 7/10 or 7.5/10 maybe. I think it being one of the first ever pieces of media with this misery porn druggie theme makes it better, but I do not like druggie stuff. There's a movie of this too but I haven't seen it.

 No.375502

>>375500
Storywise I'm not familiar with anything Bret Easton Ellis has done besides American Psycho, and even then I just know the movie. Have you seen the Valley of the Dolls movie? I haven't. I just know Sharon Tate was in it.

I'm glad to see another review post in this thread. It makes it feel less like I'm sitting here talking to myself. I plan on doing a bit more of that next month. I have a few '70s horror flicks lined up.

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>>375502
>Storywise I'm not familiar with anything Bret Easton Ellis has done besides American Psycho
I only know less than zero and ameri psycho, he wrote a few other books but those were his 2 hits. Not interested in reading anymore tbh. There's enough narcisstic, psychopathic people in the world today without watching media like that all the time and making myself feel even more miserable.
>Have you seen the Valley of the Dolls movie? I haven't. I just know Sharon Tate was in it.
I haven't but have a copy of it digital. Going to watch it one day for sure, I liked the book. The characters felt more relatable and fleshed-out and not like cardboard cutouts of what they were supposed to represent. The woman in it addicted to pills was really sad.
>I'm glad to see another review post in this thread.
Sure man, anytime! I love tvchan, the spirit of the old Anons is here more than anywhere else online.
>I have a few '70s horror flicks lined up
For October, I'm gonna watch all the Hellraiser movies. I've seen the first 4 so far.

Another contribution to the thread, I recently finished the TV series 'Black Books'. I found it a 8.5/10. Funny Brit humour, very cynical. My favorite character was Manny. I think 'IT Crowd' was funnier and his masterpiece. I've still gotta watch 'Father Ted' though but these are my thoughts so far. Linehan has a keen wit and is the best sitcom writer of his generation, or he's up there top 3 top 5 at the least.



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