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SQUATS AND OATS Anonymous 05/02/20(Sat)14:44:56 No.18 [Reply]

Sup, /fit/

Just a reminder that if you eat oats with sugar instead of salt you're a fucking faggot.

1 cup oats
2 cups water
1/2 cube chicken/beef stock

Add a couple fried eggs and you're good to go.

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Anonymous 05/13/20(Wed)23:37:01 No.51

>>48
>getting jacked
>diet
lol reminds me of the lift weights to lose weight tards

Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)19:07:43 No.53

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>>51
Thoughts on SS+GOMAD?

Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)20:00:08 No.54

>>53
teenage memes. Literally just drink cocktails or beer if you need calories that badly.

Anonymous 05/14/20(Thu)20:11:55 No.55

>>54
You're not gonna mention its pearmode feminizing effects?
It's probably the best ongoing /fit/ prank.

Anonymous 11/01/20(Sun)14:17:19 No.248

>>53
>>178

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Anonymous 07/02/20(Thu)20:18:48 No.137 [Reply]

How far have you gone for a banepost?

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Anonymous 07/08/20(Wed)20:39:17 No.151

>>139
Now do it IRL, if you're burger and you pull it off without getting stabbed/beaten to death by niggers you are officially the biggest guy.

Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)19:24:32 No.236

What the fuck is a bloof

Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)20:20:26 No.242

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>be me
>be in apprenticeship/technical training school
>they decide to call in this theater troupe to lecture everyone about sexual assault
>it's mandatory for all students to attend
>the acting is porno-tier, it's a bunch of short sketches that start as cringey comedy bits and transition into people reacting to rape and shit
>there's a bit where they call men from the audience on-stage to represent muh toxic masculinity or whatever the fuck
>think it's all pretty lame, pretty much just tuning everything out
>suddenly get a fantastic idea
>i_volunteer.webm
>me and like 3-4 other guys on stage in front of everybody
>they tell us to parrot one of SOCIETY's male stereotypes and strike a macho pose
>everyone does generic shit like "Men are STRONG" while flexing their biceps or something
>they get to me
>my plan goes into action
>grab my belt
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Anonymous 10/16/20(Fri)20:21:36 No.243

>>242
baste

Anonymous 10/27/20(Tue)12:19:27 No.245

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>>242

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Anonymous 10/21/20(Wed)07:55:29 No.244 [Reply]

Who's /bane/'s board-tan?

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Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)21:43:57 No.237 [Reply]

Have we started the fire?

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Anonymous 10/05/20(Mon)17:56:52 No.232 [Reply]

Scenes with masked men

Anonymous 10/05/20(Mon)17:59:48 No.233

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Anonymous 10/05/20(Mon)18:09:41 No.234

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Anonymous 10/07/20(Wed)00:48:38 No.235

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Anonymous 09/03/20(Thu)18:49:29 No.225 [Reply]

Nolan came up with the premise of Tenet because baneposting forced him to ponder why exactly you'd shoot someone before throwing him out of a plane.

Anonymous 09/08/20(Tue)21:57:04 No.226

>>225
So? Why would you?

Anonymous 09/14/20(Mon)02:18:08 No.230

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>>225
>smuggling someone who's identity doesn't matter

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Anonymous 08/18/20(Tue)17:49:41 No.204 [Reply]

why is this board dead? There's so much to talk about!

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Anonymous 08/27/20(Thu)14:44:26 No.215

>>212
> be me
> be stout
> be so stout even
> providence is pleased with it

Anonymous 09/02/20(Wed)02:21:22 No.222

>>204
>2days without posts
oof

Anonymous 09/02/20(Wed)15:26:10 No.223

>>222
Is tenet /bane/worthy?

Anonymous 09/03/20(Thu)01:39:34 No.224

>tfw prussia is dead forever and germany is nothing but a zombie nation

Anonymous 09/09/20(Wed)18:46:35 No.227

>>224
>prussia lives on forever in our hearts (stoutly)

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/bane/ for the Infinity Cup Anonymous 05/24/20(Sun)21:06:37 No.89 [Reply]

Hey there, Big Guys,
We're remaking the Infinity Cup this year over at https://anon.cafe/icup/ and we'd really like to have you guys over, watching and playing with us.
Now, technically you still have the old export from the previous ICUP, but if you wish to make any changes, go ahead and start a thread!

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Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)15:55:29 No.217

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Today is the day! A new divegrass champion will be crowned! The final matches of the tournament begin at 11:00 AM PDT, 1:00 PM CDT, 2:00 PM EDT, 18:00 UTC https://cytu.be/r/8cup BE THERE

Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)21:37:39 No.218

god speed bane

Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)21:57:52 No.219

F

Anonymous 08/30/20(Sun)21:57:53 No.220

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Anonymous 08/31/20(Mon)01:01:57 No.221

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Infinity Cup 6 is now complete! Congratulations to /fascist/ who join the ranks of champions as they defeated /bane/ 2-1 in the Final! In an unprecedented turn of events, the Golden Boot will be shared by not 2, but 3 players: Alfred Legosen (/lego/), Ammit (/monster/), and Cuckquean-tan (/cuckquean/). Each player scored 6 goals officially through the Cup, fitting, giving it was the 6th edition. Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you for ICUP 7!

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Anonymous 05/04/20(Mon)03:54:24 No.22 [Reply]

When is it time to cut?

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Anonymous 05/31/20(Sun)01:20:14 No.96

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>>59
>>64
how old are the two of you? this is proof that steroids cant help with shit genetics.

Anonymous 05/31/20(Sun)15:05:05 No.97

>>96
>how old are the two of you
What?
>this is proof that steroids cant help with shit genetics.
What?
Neither of them said anything about steroids affecting his genetics, they were wondering if it was body hair or a fucked up skin condition.
What does your post have to do with anything in those posts?
God damn I hate people like you so much, just posting off the wall garbage that has nothing to do with anything you're quoting and then acting condescending as if you owned someone by bringing up random bullshit, suffer and die you tardbrained niggerton.
If English isn't your first language and you made a mistake then forgive me, I'm just tired of stupid faggots posting completely random replies as if that automatically makes them funny.

Anonymous 06/09/20(Tue)17:12:23 No.110

>>73
This

>>66
I went full gorrila mode in my late 20s after a lifetime of being relatively hairless. It is all short and curly and looks like that in bad light with a shitty phone camera.

Anonymous 06/09/20(Tue)23:40:57 No.111

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