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 No.838[Reply]

I'm getting more of a seared bite


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 No.836[Reply]

It's not Al anymore… it's lit!


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 No.143[Reply]

What does /oven/ think of this pizza?
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 No.251

>>242
there should always be a nice balance between crunch and chew imho
and speaking of pesto. a nice whole wheat crust with pesto sauce, goat cheese and chicken is a nice 'zza

 No.261

that's a good looking 'za

 No.283

>>261
FUCK you

 No.793

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 No.825

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>>143
That it's not as good as the Travis Scott Meal At McDonald's!



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 No.557[Reply]

I went to Popeyes and ordered 4 fried chicken breasts and a cup of water. The breasts were juicy, but a little bit colder than it should have been. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. It was surrounded by some candles in what I gathered to be a festive display. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. The employees did some interesting chanting that was very compelling. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted and felt a strong presence, like something important happened. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
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 No.589

>>583
> he doesnt think chick fil a is the best
insert webm of eminem saying nigger over and over

 No.591

>>589
but I like the coleslaw the best

 No.593

>>591
My local Dickey's is quite delicious but I must say their coleslaw is far too wet. A shame, or I'd order it every time.

 No.823

>>557
>With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter.
prove to me that you could reach a horse's head with your fist while standing behind it

 No.824

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>>823
I'm really big anon



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 No.577[Reply]

Do you watch any fast food reviewers /dunk/?
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 No.791

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>>786
>>782
>>768
Love him or hate him, he puts more effort into this than that Avocado guy

 No.792

>>791
i had to cringe when he put that whole one in his mouth and yanked it off the stick. owwwwwwwwww

 No.809

Literally the only food youtuber I watch is Nikocado Avacado

 No.810

>>577
is that beast on the left trying to larp as a man?

 No.816

>>810
That dude is a faggot, not even kidding



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 No.579[Reply]

Why did he do it?

 No.594

please dad no

 No.762

He wanted manicotti, but he compromised. He ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead.



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 No.748[Reply]

I just tried some gross stuff, strawberry with hot sauce. I figured it'd be either idiotic or genius, and it was the first. Ruined both things, disgusting.

 No.757

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>>748
You'll get it next time bro

 No.758

>>748
Try mixing it with bleach next time



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 No.751[Reply]

What's The Shining of Cooking and Baking?

 No.753

Is this a reverse Kid Cuisine thread?



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 No.570[Reply]

Do you guys prefer Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb, or Big Black Cock more?

 No.571

For Me?™ It's the XXL Aspartame Tub.

 No.572

>>571
What about the McChicken?

 No.574

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Dr Dynamite till I die

 No.611

BBC 4 lyfe bros



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 No.72[Reply]

instant ramen or cup ramen?
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 No.551

cup ramen is dogshit. it always tastes stale and is oversteamed.

 No.563

>>112
>enjoys a smoke after dinner
Based

 No.585

I prefer big black cock.

 No.586

>>112
>eats a steady diet of ramen, lard, bacon, pork back, lard pork, cured pork, more bacon, cheese, cheese, more cheese, an egg, and cigarettes

10/10 top wop

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