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 No.371[Reply]

>eating a sandwich
>notice the bread is crunchier than usual
>must be extra seeds or something
>keep eating
>almost finished the whole sandwich
>bite into something hard and sharp embedded in the bread
>pull it out
>its a fingernail clipping

 No.372

>>371
I just found this board today on the webring, but so far I like it.
Also, I'm wondering if this story is real?

 No.373

>>372
>Also, I'm wondering if this story is real?
it is, unfortunately.

 No.375

>>371
Who made this sandwich? How painful did you make the sandwich maker's punishment?

 No.377

>>372
Do you like fish sticks?

 No.378

>>375
He probably ran away crying.



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 No.366[Reply]

Now that the crust has settled, was it kino?


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 No.155[Reply]

Would you put your pepperoni in Alona Tal's (Israeli actress) rear oven?

 No.172

Holy shit I would blitzkrieg those cheeks. I would cause a cockacaust in that fucking hinney get the fuck out of here you baiting jew bastard I would direct my trains directly at her auschwitz holy fuck why did they have to nail jesus to the cross I want to make her bounce on my lap like a railway car in the countryside.

 No.179

MANDATORY
JEWESS
BREEDING
PROGRAMS

 No.361

>>155
this .webm cured my nazism



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 No.342[Reply]

the peak of british cuisine

 No.347

>>342
le three day old dead therad memey

 No.350

>this is what that guy meant when he called Harry Potter "the toast sandwich of movies"
OH NO NO NO
How will Zach recover?

 No.356

>>350
t. Bill Wilson



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 No.324[Reply]

JEWS BELONG IN AN OVEN

 No.339

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No goyim,
don't turn on the oven!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
It hurts so bad!

 No.340

What's the best kind of seasoning to go with baked kike?

 No.349

>>340
feces



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 No.248[Reply]

What are some good foods you can cook with poop?

 No.310

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niggers

 No.346

>>248
No posts for THREE MONTHS



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 No.253[Reply]

Not an alcoholic or anything, never really made a point of not drinking, I just wanted to be healthier. Mission accomplished.
but I'm drinking tonight for the first time since late last year. October? November?
Just beer. But it's throwing me for a loop.
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 No.313

I don't think I have enough booze (if beer even qualifies as booze) to get drunk but I'm drinking tonight
let the kino commence

 No.314

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oh, also
NEVER BUY PIC RELATED
it's discusting. I can hardly eat the whole bag

 No.315

test

 No.320

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test

 No.331

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>>253
Greatest Nation on Earth



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 No.327[Reply]

jews did 9/11

 No.328

most certainly. Care to share any recipes involving jews?

 No.330

>>328
1. put them in an oven
2. bake at 1000 degrees for half an hour
3. repeat



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 No.325[Reply]

0.525M subs? How did Coffee Jesus become so popular?

 No.326

>>325
YOU SUCK COCK

 No.329

>>326
drink coffee incel



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 No.312[Reply]

Providenceposting on this

DEAD
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BOARD
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 No.321

Based.



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