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Here you can talk about board games, card games, and anything related to that.

Important info
To roll dice on the board format it like so [(dice amount)d (dice type)] for example if you posted

["1"d"20"] You will get {1d20}||[ 1d20 = 6 ] and you will get a random dice roll.

Will be posting pdfs to source books and more in this thread shortly.

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Ofc the ugly ogre without a single thought of his own in his head decided to have Black Templars instead of Orks


I am getting both


>couldn't pick a single side
God damn fencesitter!

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Imagine giving WotC money.
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MtG and WotC was doing great and was pretty much the only profitable segment of Hasbro for a while. Hasbro, as a publicly traded corporation, has the same driving goal as all other publicly traded corporations: make money for investors. In investment finance, corporations receive an ESG score, which stands for environmental, social, governance. The higher the score, the more investment (money) will be driven towards the company. This program has been around for twenty years, and a similar Sustainable Development Goals program was started by the United Nations in the 1980s, so the concept is of driving investment towards corporations that hit certain social or societal goals or objectives is older than most people on this board.

So, for Hasbro, this means things like not manufacturing toys in places with child labor, printing their trading cards with recycled materials and sustainable inks or whatever, but is also includes things like hiring diversity consultants and running sensitivity trainings. The direct reasoning is like this Hasbro hires a diversity consultant -> Hasbro reports that they ran X additional sensitivity trainings -> Hasbro's ESG score goes up -> investors give Hasbro more money. For another example, if Hasbro hires more transsexuals -> ESG score increase -> investors give Hasbro more money.

So, Aragorn is a Somali-tier dark nigger because portraying a traditionally white character as a black character allows the corporation to report an increase in their Social Governance score, which directly drives money to Hasbro. It doesn't even matter if nobody buys the set, because WotC isn't being traded on the stock market, $HAS is.


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This is a great thing. I like to send a message to businesse loud and clear: No BBC, no buy. Who's with me, fellas?


**emojitroon* spotted defending the nigger art



bump to increase /top/ pph and hopefully attract new poster


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Your age is over.

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Van Diesel playing rpgs and Samoa Joe playing 40k


Did they get Diesel a highchair so he could fit in at the adults table?


I can't remember if Van Diesel used to play cWoC or only D&D.

The original members of Slipknot used to play cWoC, especially Werewolf


trannies like this killed one of the best 40k memes ever


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Discussing oWod (cWoD for posers) became impossible on cuckchan /tg/ over ten years ago, especially due to magefags and vampifags being autistic or /pol/ vs tumblrfags derailing threads.
If there are at least two more retards here who know what I'm talking about or are interested in learning more about the lore or Storyteller System we could play here.
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I've never played once. But since the DM in the DnD game left I have nothing to do except be a miserable wageslave.


I haven't narrated anything since 2014, recently one of my friends who played vampire was trying to get in touch with me so we can hang out and maybe play again, but i don't have the time or heart to do so.


The Jews did this.


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I mean, unironically. oWoD always had some jews writers trying to force their shit over the spiritualism and paganism in the lore. Werewolf and Mage for example used to be the least impregnated with jewish lore and closer to each other, so they created Demon and forced the entire jewish shit all over oWoD once for all making Vampire/Demon lore be definitive.
Also, since the last editions of Vampire and Werewolf they are pushing more and more cringe ANTIFA tranny agenda and subversion.
For me, use any rules that you enjoyed in the new editions, but use the setting from second or third editions.


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After over a decade I finally got a chill group to play Mage: The Ascension, all players are from Werewolf, Vampire and D&D trying to have a funny time, without any magefags trying to fuck up and acting like autistic spergs.
I created a Cult of Ecstasy's character who's just like Ramon.

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Chess is a tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of street shitting monkeys hoping to cash in on the long dead Final Fantasy Tactics hype.
Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map. As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now there's no point in using any other unit. The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, what's up with the Knight? It has the most bizarre combat abilities of all the units. They're retardedly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life. Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. What the actual fuck did they mean by this? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Go pirate SD Gundam G Generation Cross Rays or Gensou Shoujo Taisen E instead.
3 out of 10.


Does the chess game that was included for modern Windows versions plays by the rules? I just noticed the AI doesn't let you move most of your pieces. Can't find the Chess Race Wars video shitpost, it was made by the same guy behind "No New Memes Kid"


Chess is good, eat a cock

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>there are people on /top/ RIGHT NOW who don't have beautiful interracial children

What the fuck is wrong with you guys?
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Have you made mixed race babies to bring about the end of hate yet, anon?


what is this gay shit, anon?


this guy feels like he was buck broken


A test program for the new american flag and U.S. Army uniform


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>sorry, i don't date yugioh players
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Leave it to a god damn roastie to show up and ruin everything.


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JewZach (pedo, sperg, brown eyes manlet) will report you three and some newfag vol will actually ban you guys, just because a sperg reported your posts. Sad!
It's a tranny.


>The newfag vol deleted the post…
Smh, this site will be dead by 2024.


I fucking hate Nuzach…


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This is basically true, the moderation went to absolute dogshit overnight in 2023

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I keep watching other people play DnD. I don't care how gay 5e is, I want to play it so bad. God dammit.
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>i want to play the game
<dude just dm
>but then i wouldn't be playing it


DMing is playing the game you retard. The DM isn't some kind of janny who's just there to slave away thanklessly, he's a participant who's there to enjoy the game just like everyone else.


Cool, so you'll be DM'ing for us then?


I'm already in several games, including a couple as GM because GMing myself the only way to make my group try new systems. I'm just here to let you know there's no reason to seethe about nogames when you have the power to start any game any time you like.


Uh huh. Sure thing, buddy.

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I've seen so many people try and save their money for the expensive properties, especially Boardwalk. But from my experience, a much better strategy is to buy up as much property as possible as quickly as possible. I've won more games by building houses and hotels on the orange and red properties early game than I have ever have with the dark blues. Railroads are good too. In fact whenever play Monopoly these days, the other players conspire with each other to stop me from buying up all the railroads because their traumatized by how badly I beat them with just the railroads in the past.
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where? /TG/? I was never there to begin with and I have been banned from 4cock for years so I couldn't go back even if I wanted to which I dont.


to /v/, ni/gg/er


How would a communist Monopoly work? Place whose money is even more worthless than Monopoly's prop money:
>Everything is free but you can't buy a thing
>Country is going bankrupt, get your ass to work and we'll thank you someday, not paying you because everything is free
>Looks like your local politicians can't afford getting cunny, you won't get your daily bread crumbs for today.


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You just described american monopoly anon


>cuckeo gooms

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