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 No.4243[Reply]

How to come up with a cohesive story every week like jumps or some section in chicken soup? Like logical and cohesive.

I can imagine character but the story is just something else.
Especially not knowing if it is correct or not.

 No.4245

The qoureans ate dogs already.

Just voices away.
Place is owned by satan


Maybe this is hell indeed.

Heaven too fear this place.



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 No.4209[Reply]

How do you plan story? I got like premise, characters gonna do this and that, the gwneral idea of the scene… but i actually dont know
WHAT should be happening.

Like if theyre gonna put out fire, they d use water but where does that water should be from? A well nearby? What if no well is present? Then it ll be a scene of failing to put fire.

But if theres water and they re still panicking, it d look kinda wrong.

It s just the whole thing
From the logic to realism.

How do you solve this.

 No.4244

Write a basic outline then elaborate each point one by one.



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 No.4156[Reply]

> Selburose crystal-spindels sleighin' rugose, gosling-down-gowned snow-mounds az far az TVCHANAHEIM's board-ur-lined horizon.
> A sun blotted moon-joshings, mist-wwwISPs bloqqin' accessed crane-panes 2 stain-tame the frigid, fallin streets aotsyde.
> Gelid wind gyring a ghost-town's skids no hypergolics cud goliath-grouse 2 lift off.

> Nine months abscondid priyore, that bottul ov mien parasailed outwards 2 absail daon begnęith duh depths undertowean /lit/topolis' wharf 'n weft. And with the hearths runnin' awn empty, tempestuous temptings fenning lemmings ovahr clyffsyde edgeans, and feds 'n sheyullz aplenty deck-dockean' errie hawl 'n vault 'n nook 'n krannie, awl looks lawst 2 a DNS-probed void…until, sqwintean ean2 the offset distance, one remembohr's one's insistence towards becomean the fewchour, and, az eye smile 'n solemnlee bind 2 dew, bears absolewt trewest witness 2…


…THE V.I.E.W. PROPUR.

A QHOIYEAR'D PARALLAX'D-QUINTUPLETS THROUGHWAIE OV INTQUISITIONZ QUESTED PERSONAGES AND RE-QUISITIONS GEAS'D RE-DOLE-LENSES AWAIT THIS LAGNIAPPE-EDITION'S PATIENT RECIPIENTS. THE DAIYMO/RUSTY SPATULA, GAHOOLE, SIR WEASEL'UM THE BRAVE, EL JEFE JEFF, AND MUSCISES AWL COME 2 A BOYILL UNDAHR THE FEUILLETON FRONTEND'S S'COPACETIC-DE-MAGNIFIQUE. RECIPES, RONDEAUS, AND RECITITAPHS TAP EAN2 THE TERROR OF THE TVCHANAHEIMIAN UNDERWHIRL'D AZ ONE PRIVATE EYE REYCES AGAINST HIS TEXT-EAN-TIME 2 PIECE 2GETHUR: WHO ORCHESTR8S THE CAHAL CORRALEAN AWL REVIEWS OV "THE DOOR WAS" EAN2 A FORM FIT TO DRIVE ANY MAYUN 2 MADNISS?!

PLUS: JORDAN PERAUGIE renews his fisticuff'd dalliances, amidst "happy ending"'s alliance, against limerence's mer-rood denudean, /LIT/ WRITES A NOVEL: PART 2!, AND ALFRED KINNING RETVRNS WITH A TALE SO TOWERING YET OHRDURED, EXHILIRATION-AZ-KABIN-FEVER PHINDS EETCELPH SIRIUPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.4163

>>4160
That story was an email submission. I feel like this issue had a lot less of those than previous ones. I hope more /lit/tyzens submit stories for next issue.

 No.4164

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>>4160

just thinq ov mie inflektionz lyk maderization ov duh writtuhn werd %^D awlsoe sayd prawciss iz semi awtomatiek @ diz pt tbh %^x soe eye rly driyl daon onlee when eets absolewtlee necessitario'd

gud fren n formhar correspawndint 2 the FEUILLETON ALFRED KINNING wrote THE SORCEROR'S SOUL, gnawt I - taek ov dat wat u will re: mie adaptability and aptitude, but diz mag iznt rly 4 mie, eets 4 ppl lyk u %^D soe if u wanna contribewt 2 c an alteration, the submisshun emails awlwaies open 4 opinin's

>>4163

ya eye partially came auwp w/ diz issew eyedeyuh/focus (the interview Qs/curratid "reviews" ov The Door Was) bcuz thurr wurrn't a lawt ov subs comean ean relative 2 prior editions plus IRL rly gawt ean duh fooqin waie this yr 4 moar developmintal board activitees, sry baot dat amigatos

AS A GENERAL BULLETIN ANNOUNCEMENT + GENERAL RECTIFYING MEASURE 2 ENSURE PPL HAEV TIME 2 CRAFT W/E THEY WANT 2 PUT 4WARD: The Feuilleton's pivotean ean2 a biannual issew structure, w/ one issue premiering sumtime ean June/July and the uddahr comean aot raond Christmastime - diz'll halp balance a numbahr ov thangs, and allow mie 2 split mie time ean2 personal werks w/o sacrificean the volume ov werk dat anchors the publication's appeal IMO %^x

 No.4239

Joy

 No.4240

Bully the acid empire and its four wives riding camels.

 No.4311

bump



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 No.4222[Reply]

Just impossible.


Impossibleeeeeee. The plot is a messs.
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 No.4233

If i say heaven is god… maybe god will fight heaven itself.

Like it did to Job.

What a stupid infinite thing.
I can race it like bulls.

 No.4234

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Have god turnt evil into good? If evil unexist will good exist???

How ironic.

 No.4235

I worry the old man will chew me because nobody letteth us chew anything else.

But i guess thats the limit of the asian smarts. Or communisms.


Stuck in second gear..being friends with everyone only.

And we…eat friends. When no trees are around.

 No.4236

And he dares call me insane. Justbecause people buy garbage machine that he didnt create himself.

Wow.

How easily bloated he is.
Guess the asiangenes is lazy fuckers too. Much like the camels.

 No.4237

Everyone is making face already. In a while theyll go nuts.

Guess i am indeed in heaven. Where angels are driven nuts because they are BORING.



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 No.2837[Reply]

> <ZIPPO CLINKS SHUUT, PLUME-ROKE STOKES ASTEROCINANTE TWINKLE-EMBURRS NYX'D ABUV>

>"Every daie, an X-mas celebration. Errie daie, a bus-clip clatturs public, keied rite 2 a skippur's scawllywagered maul.

>The outsiders call our boonie-boon, noodie-noob exhumed bloomin' onion heirloom ovvuh digital hoam '/tv/chanaheim'…and /lit/opolis, eets lacrimative crownin' bulb az stowed-awaie centurpiece.
>But as I fastened the cork awn the bottul, airtight, n punt eets plight 4 the sea's kun-surn, I knew awl set sail ean paradise 4 duh turn towardz duh DUP'd…for sewn enuff…"

ISSUE 4…FLOATS ASHORE.

100 MINUS 8 E-LEAFIN'S PERISCOPTIC, CYTOTAWKZIKULLY ASYMPTOMATIC PAGES. The HEEM GODS have once moar awoken - AND YEARN FOR BLOOD. A Federation-sanctioned "e-grill resistant" ration ov STAR TREK BUT RACIST HOLO-KINO. JORDAN PERAUGIE howulz, channullean hoagie-hornswaggull-HAWGS, 'bout a prominent NACRE-B4-NARCOS MOGGEE. THE FIRST JUNETEENTH MID-ROLL IN HISS-TO-RAHY TO CORRECTLY EMPLOY DUH EPIGENETIC DESIGNATOR NIGGER. And dat's just T O S T A R T !

PLUS, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE JUICE-MAN HEEMCELPH, DRUNKEN SURFER! HARAM DIZ, YA FAG-GHETS! AND ENJOIE ANUDDUR GOE OV THE HOLIDAY SEASON, /LIT/TILY ESTIVATION-LEAVENED!

FIND IT HERE: https://mega.nz/file/il5XHQwS#A7ElF-iW3IyZ9aFXtfsJVcckm3Rw6epuYJ06DGdQiN4

EMAIL FOR SUBMISSIONS: [email protected]
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 No.3094

>>2995
When's the next issue m8y

 No.3584

It's been six months TBC. Do you need us to write more shit for you?

 No.3587

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>>3584

mi amigato u ain't gawta pen a werd u dun thinq wud infurr auwpawn a value-stayt 4 hao u'd want 2 git daon n jiggy w/ inflewicean diz auwpcomean fwelly-fillie - dat bein said, eye've been a lil IRL bz 4 diz dupscribed interregnum and haev a prospectivus 4 the 'leton goean 2 a bi-annual jawn newaie az a consequence ov habeebins @ said dias-rl juncture (awlsoe bcuz eet maeks eet eziur 2 rly haev sum banguhr issews givean the prolific value errie1 hurr awn duh board generhollie prodewces %^D)

the official email ([email protected])s ean duh stiqqie eef u've gawt writtan/art/etc. u wanna submiet, etc. when we reach a critiqolloquoy'd mass eet'll breach the gates ov minas duprath, and enact wrath auwpawn the orcs ov pro-sorc anti-kino wittin - but til then, ur/duh board's kept patience will hoald aohr line bettur than nethin else amigato %^x

eye haev gnawt been idle wit/ean mie time. A V I E W WILL B WAT UR V I E W WILL C…SOON ENUFF

 No.4105

>>3587
>going to be bi-annual
>only one release this year
>it is now december
feuilleton bros…

 No.4107

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>>4105

this prawmiss will b fulfilled

X masqueraids duh spawt >%^>



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 No.3639[Reply]

Former fanfiction writer here. I'm not sure what's the general consensus about fanfics or fan fictions here specifically, but I'm gonna ask anyway.

Which is better? Fanfiction dot net or Archive of Our Own? I know that there are differences such as AO3 allows scenes for mature audiences, while FF doesn't allow these kinds of scenes. That's all I know about differences between these two sites.
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 No.3664

>>3657
That sounds legitimately kind of fascinating in such a way that it would be a shame if it was lost to the world. See if you can convince him to start uploading it to the internet.

 No.3668

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>>3657
I'm going to hold you to that anon. You'd better find the goods.

 No.4028

I like using Ao3 because the software is running is licensed under GNU GPL v2. Also my fanfic uses the n-word and no one gave me shit for that.

 No.4046

>>4028
>my fanfic
Post it.

 No.4057

>>4046
this tbh



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 No.4017[Reply]

Looking for ideas to write. Something that makes money basically.

 No.4020

I think you have to mass publish erotica on Amazon. It's pure volume based, so make a world get it publicized and write like 5k a day for a year.
-t one of my favorite webcomic artists does this instead and is making bank



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 No.3821[Reply]

I want to practice writing prose fiction. Describe a scene you want to see and, as long as it's not too gay, I'll try to write it out eventually….
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 No.3902

>>3867
Again, great creativity. No real complaints or criticisms besides it being cliche regards to Mortimer and family, but it seemed to work in your benefit like one of those 50s pseudo Americana genres. The spontaneous shooting was graphic and helped sell the story. I can think of more scenarios if you like but I don't want to steal all the ideas if you want to change your mind and write cuckporn for others.

 No.3916

Write a story about getting a scrotal piercing

 No.4004

the mexican standoff scene from the good, the bad, and the ugly but with gahoole, truthseeker, and zach in their relative respective positions to each other

 No.4016

>>4004
But that would mean Gahoole would side with Zach against TruthSeeker. Even in the realm of fiction, that's too absurd to imagine.



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 No.3979[Reply]

Looking for some… nice lyrical literatures. Comedics maybe. Or just ironic.

 No.3980

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BLACKED.COM

 No.3982

Can you specify?
Lyrical literature to me is like Death Grips
For example:

Fuck the sun, fuck white wine
Daylight sucks, waste of mine
I fuck my mind, narrow my mind
I bide my time like fuck in place
One day, I'll wave sun to ice
Watch its kind get thrown like rice
My cackle stretch out like thunder
So fucking loud, it's vulgar

[Chorus]
I pull my face out the dirt slow
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 No.3986

>>3982 that a song aye? Good start. How about a book?

 No.3996

The odyssey: a modern sequel was a beautiful read, and definitely lyrical. favorite passage:
As the sun dripped on earth like a lush honeyed fig,
the mortal wedding pomp stopped at an arched door
with shameless and erotic signs on its red lintel,
and the old athlete leapt like a youth in the whore's court,
but the frail prince leant weakly on his old slave's arms
and tottered to the garden like a wounded fawn.
Under the flowering trees weighed down with honeybees
the lone man stretched in scented shade like an old lion
as naked slaves dashed to and fro and quickly fetched
sweet fruit, refreshing crystal drinks, while their swift heels
flashed crimson like ripe apples in the shaded lawns.
Then Margaro crouched at his feet, coiled like a snake,
and her sweet-bitten and seductive body smiled
to taste in silence novel and most secret joys.
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 No.3998

I recently found an English translation of a book called "Tales of Ensign Stal" by Johann Runeberg. It's collection of narrative poems about the Russian annexation of Finland during the Napoleonic wars. The translator did a very good job. Here's one of the poems:
The sun had sunk, the evening came, the summer evening
tender;
O'er huts and meadows now reposed a sheen of purple
splendor;
And from their day's work, glad yet worn, a throng of
landsmen came;
Their work was done, and they had turned, the peace of
home to claim.
Their task was o'er, their harvest reaped, this time a
harvest treasured,
For to a fierce and hostile band was death or capture
measured;
Unto the combat they had marched in morning's early light,
And when the scene in triumph closed, it grew fast toward
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 No.3728[Reply]

Suggest me some nice classic titles to read with alot of nice lines

 No.3732

Taras Bulba

 No.3995

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>Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble.



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