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 No.4285[Reply]

Anytipswritingagoodplottoyourfiction(howto)

 No.4289

>>4285
plot forms all people know from experience + internalized understanding of said plot forms by study + pure animal instinct, in that order. no matter who you are you're already at least on step 2. just go up and talk to her bro

 No.4290

>>4289 i dont want to talk and you are not my bro.

 No.4301

>>4290
you are my bro and I'm praying for you bro

 No.4302

>>4301 yer praying but are you paying thats the thing.

 No.6050

Well in screenwriting you have the "protagonist"
what I like to call the "smart character"
And of course the "antagonist." The "dumb character"
And if you're going to have the dumb character DARE
to speak to the smart character
the trick to making sure the smart character sounds smart
which you need
Is to write their response first.
So, let's say the smart character's response to something is…
"I have an MBA from Stanford"
"I memorized the sonnets before I knew how to shit sitting down"
"and I have the first lady on speed dial"
"why don't you ask someone who thinks the Swiss invented the cuckoo clock"
Nice, right?
But it doesn't make any sense
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 No.4286[Reply]

You are working on your feuilleton submission, right Anon? You'll never get your art hoe gf without amateur artistic pursuits like this.
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 No.4408

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I got mine without needing that around 2009, back then the art hoes are hot but not super crazy yet. But I have absolutely not idea how to get a art hoe nowadays, safely.

 No.4427

>>4408
you get one by having drugs and seeming edgy in a safe way.

 No.4429

I've written like four short stories already this year, but I'm still not sure what I want to write for the feuilleton.

 No.4430

>anchored
lol, lmao even

 No.5486

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>>4427
"Edgy in a safe way" is codeword for "I know that they're only being brought to our country to keep wages down and fuck over the rest of us, but that's no reason to be rude to 'em!"



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 No.4205[Reply]

Hello, I request books, documents, greentexts, or commentary that would provide inspiration for how to properly prepare for death.

My mistakes are many.

 No.4254

You're not gonna die retard.

 No.4260

There is an exhortation of Anselm to a dying brother, written in the most comforting words: "When a brother seems to be in his death struggle, it is godly and advisable to exercise him through a prelate or other priest with written questions and exhortations. He may be asked in the first place: 'Brother, are you glad that you will die in the faith?' Let him answer:
'Yes.'
'Do you confess that you did not live as well as you should have?'
'I confess.'
'Are you sorry for this?'
'Yes.'
'Are you willing to better yourself if you should have further time to live?'
'Yes.'
'Do you believe that the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, has died for you?'
'Yes.'
'Do you believe that you cannot be saved except through His death?'
'Yes.'
'Do you heartily thank Him for this?'
'Yes.'
'Therefore always give thanks to Him while your soul is in you, and on this death alone place your whole confidence. Commit yourself wholly to this death, with this death cover yourself wholly, and wrap yourself in it completely. And if the Lord should want to judge you, say:
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 No.4243[Reply]

How to come up with a cohesive story every week like jumps or some section in chicken soup? Like logical and cohesive.

I can imagine character but the story is just something else.
Especially not knowing if it is correct or not.

 No.4245

The qoureans ate dogs already.

Just voices away.
Place is owned by satan


Maybe this is hell indeed.

Heaven too fear this place.



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 No.4209[Reply]

How do you plan story? I got like premise, characters gonna do this and that, the gwneral idea of the scene… but i actually dont know
WHAT should be happening.

Like if theyre gonna put out fire, they d use water but where does that water should be from? A well nearby? What if no well is present? Then it ll be a scene of failing to put fire.

But if theres water and they re still panicking, it d look kinda wrong.

It s just the whole thing
From the logic to realism.

How do you solve this.

 No.4244

Write a basic outline then elaborate each point one by one.



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 No.4222[Reply]

Just impossible.


Impossibleeeeeee. The plot is a messs.
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 No.4233

If i say heaven is god… maybe god will fight heaven itself.

Like it did to Job.

What a stupid infinite thing.
I can race it like bulls.

 No.4234

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Have god turnt evil into good? If evil unexist will good exist???

How ironic.

 No.4235

I worry the old man will chew me because nobody letteth us chew anything else.

But i guess thats the limit of the asian smarts. Or communisms.


Stuck in second gear..being friends with everyone only.

And we…eat friends. When no trees are around.

 No.4236

And he dares call me insane. Justbecause people buy garbage machine that he didnt create himself.

Wow.

How easily bloated he is.
Guess the asiangenes is lazy fuckers too. Much like the camels.

 No.4237

Everyone is making face already. In a while theyll go nuts.

Guess i am indeed in heaven. Where angels are driven nuts because they are BORING.



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 No.4017[Reply]

Looking for ideas to write. Something that makes money basically.

 No.4020

I think you have to mass publish erotica on Amazon. It's pure volume based, so make a world get it publicized and write like 5k a day for a year.
-t one of my favorite webcomic artists does this instead and is making bank



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 No.3821[Reply]

I want to practice writing prose fiction. Describe a scene you want to see and, as long as it's not too gay, I'll try to write it out eventually….
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 No.3880


 No.3902

>>3867
Again, great creativity. No real complaints or criticisms besides it being cliche regards to Mortimer and family, but it seemed to work in your benefit like one of those 50s pseudo Americana genres. The spontaneous shooting was graphic and helped sell the story. I can think of more scenarios if you like but I don't want to steal all the ideas if you want to change your mind and write cuckporn for others.

 No.3916

Write a story about getting a scrotal piercing

 No.4004

the mexican standoff scene from the good, the bad, and the ugly but with gahoole, truthseeker, and zach in their relative respective positions to each other

 No.4016

>>4004
But that would mean Gahoole would side with Zach against TruthSeeker. Even in the realm of fiction, that's too absurd to imagine.



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 No.3979[Reply]

Looking for some… nice lyrical literatures. Comedics maybe. Or just ironic.

 No.3980

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BLACKED.COM

 No.3982

Can you specify?
Lyrical literature to me is like Death Grips
For example:

Fuck the sun, fuck white wine
Daylight sucks, waste of mine
I fuck my mind, narrow my mind
I bide my time like fuck in place
One day, I'll wave sun to ice
Watch its kind get thrown like rice
My cackle stretch out like thunder
So fucking loud, it's vulgar

[Chorus]
I pull my face out the dirt slow
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 No.3986

>>3982 that a song aye? Good start. How about a book?

 No.3996

The odyssey: a modern sequel was a beautiful read, and definitely lyrical. favorite passage:
As the sun dripped on earth like a lush honeyed fig,
the mortal wedding pomp stopped at an arched door
with shameless and erotic signs on its red lintel,
and the old athlete leapt like a youth in the whore's court,
but the frail prince leant weakly on his old slave's arms
and tottered to the garden like a wounded fawn.
Under the flowering trees weighed down with honeybees
the lone man stretched in scented shade like an old lion
as naked slaves dashed to and fro and quickly fetched
sweet fruit, refreshing crystal drinks, while their swift heels
flashed crimson like ripe apples in the shaded lawns.
Then Margaro crouched at his feet, coiled like a snake,
and her sweet-bitten and seductive body smiled
to taste in silence novel and most secret joys.
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 No.3998

I recently found an English translation of a book called "Tales of Ensign Stal" by Johann Runeberg. It's collection of narrative poems about the Russian annexation of Finland during the Napoleonic wars. The translator did a very good job. Here's one of the poems:
The sun had sunk, the evening came, the summer evening
tender;
O'er huts and meadows now reposed a sheen of purple
splendor;
And from their day's work, glad yet worn, a throng of
landsmen came;
Their work was done, and they had turned, the peace of
home to claim.
Their task was o'er, their harvest reaped, this time a
harvest treasured,
For to a fierce and hostile band was death or capture
measured;
Unto the combat they had marched in morning's early light,
And when the scene in triumph closed, it grew fast toward
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 No.3728[Reply]

Suggest me some nice classic titles to read with alot of nice lines

 No.3732

Taras Bulba

 No.3995

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>Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble.



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