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 No.2837[Reply]

> <ZIPPO CLINKS SHUUT, PLUME-ROKE STOKES ASTEROCINANTE TWINKLE-EMBURRS NYX'D ABUV>

>"Every daie, an X-mas celebration. Errie daie, a bus-clip clatturs public, keied rite 2 a skippur's scawllywagered maul.

>The outsiders call our boonie-boon, noodie-noob exhumed bloomin' onion heirloom ovvuh digital hoam '/tv/chanaheim'…and /lit/opolis, eets lacrimative crownin' bulb az stowed-awaie centurpiece.
>But as I fastened the cork awn the bottul, airtight, n punt eets plight 4 the sea's kun-surn, I knew awl set sail ean paradise 4 duh turn towardz duh DUP'd…for sewn enuff…"

ISSUE 4…FLOATS ASHORE.

100 MINUS 8 E-LEAFIN'S PERISCOPTIC, CYTOTAWKZIKULLY ASYMPTOMATIC PAGES. The HEEM GODS have once moar awoken - AND YEARN FOR BLOOD. A Federation-sanctioned "e-grill resistant" ration ov STAR TREK BUT RACIST HOLO-KINO. JORDAN PERAUGIE howulz, channullean hoagie-hornswaggull-HAWGS, 'bout a prominent NACRE-B4-NARCOS MOGGEE. THE FIRST JUNETEENTH MID-ROLL IN HISS-TO-RAHY TO CORRECTLY EMPLOY DUH EPIGENETIC DESIGNATOR NIGGER. And dat's just T O S T A R T !

PLUS, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE JUICE-MAN HEEMCELPH, DRUNKEN SURFER! HARAM DIZ, YA FAG-GHETS! AND ENJOIE ANUDDUR GOE OV THE HOLIDAY SEASON, /LIT/TILY ESTIVATION-LEAVENED!

FIND IT HERE: https://mega.nz/file/il5XHQwS#A7ElF-iW3IyZ9aFXtfsJVcckm3Rw6epuYJ06DGdQiN4

EMAIL FOR SUBMISSIONS: [email protected]
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 No.3094

>>2995
When's the next issue m8y

 No.3584

It's been six months TBC. Do you need us to write more shit for you?

 No.3587

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>>3584

mi amigato u ain't gawta pen a werd u dun thinq wud infurr auwpawn a value-stayt 4 hao u'd want 2 git daon n jiggy w/ inflewicean diz auwpcomean fwelly-fillie - dat bein said, eye've been a lil IRL bz 4 diz dupscribed interregnum and haev a prospectivus 4 the 'leton goean 2 a bi-annual jawn newaie az a consequence ov habeebins @ said dias-rl juncture (awlsoe bcuz eet maeks eet eziur 2 rly haev sum banguhr issews givean the prolific value errie1 hurr awn duh board generhollie prodewces %^D)

the official email ([email protected])s ean duh stiqqie eef u've gawt writtan/art/etc. u wanna submiet, etc. when we reach a critiqolloquoy'd mass eet'll breach the gates ov minas duprath, and enact wrath auwpawn the orcs ov pro-sorc anti-kino wittin - but til then, ur/duh board's kept patience will hoald aohr line bettur than nethin else amigato %^x

eye haev gnawt been idle wit/ean mie time. A V I E W WILL B WAT UR V I E W WILL C…SOON ENUFF

 No.4105

>>3587
>going to be bi-annual
>only one release this year
>it is now december
feuilleton bros…

 No.4107

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>>4105

this prawmiss will b fulfilled

X masqueraids duh spawt >%^>



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 No.3639[Reply]

Former fanfiction writer here. I'm not sure what's the general consensus about fanfics or fan fictions here specifically, but I'm gonna ask anyway.

Which is better? Fanfiction dot net or Archive of Our Own? I know that there are differences such as AO3 allows scenes for mature audiences, while FF doesn't allow these kinds of scenes. That's all I know about differences between these two sites.
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 No.3664

>>3657
That sounds legitimately kind of fascinating in such a way that it would be a shame if it was lost to the world. See if you can convince him to start uploading it to the internet.

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>>3657
I'm going to hold you to that anon. You'd better find the goods.

 No.4028

I like using Ao3 because the software is running is licensed under GNU GPL v2. Also my fanfic uses the n-word and no one gave me shit for that.

 No.4046

>>4028
>my fanfic
Post it.

 No.4057

>>4046
this tbh



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 No.4017[Reply]

Looking for ideas to write. Something that makes money basically.

 No.4020

I think you have to mass publish erotica on Amazon. It's pure volume based, so make a world get it publicized and write like 5k a day for a year.
-t one of my favorite webcomic artists does this instead and is making bank



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 No.3821[Reply]

I want to practice writing prose fiction. Describe a scene you want to see and, as long as it's not too gay, I'll try to write it out eventually….
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 No.3902

>>3867
Again, great creativity. No real complaints or criticisms besides it being cliche regards to Mortimer and family, but it seemed to work in your benefit like one of those 50s pseudo Americana genres. The spontaneous shooting was graphic and helped sell the story. I can think of more scenarios if you like but I don't want to steal all the ideas if you want to change your mind and write cuckporn for others.

 No.3916

Write a story about getting a scrotal piercing

 No.4004

the mexican standoff scene from the good, the bad, and the ugly but with gahoole, truthseeker, and zach in their relative respective positions to each other

 No.4016

>>4004
But that would mean Gahoole would side with Zach against TruthSeeker. Even in the realm of fiction, that's too absurd to imagine.



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 No.3979[Reply]

Looking for some… nice lyrical literatures. Comedics maybe. Or just ironic.

 No.3980

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 No.3982

Can you specify?
Lyrical literature to me is like Death Grips
For example:

Fuck the sun, fuck white wine
Daylight sucks, waste of mine
I fuck my mind, narrow my mind
I bide my time like fuck in place
One day, I'll wave sun to ice
Watch its kind get thrown like rice
My cackle stretch out like thunder
So fucking loud, it's vulgar

[Chorus]
I pull my face out the dirt slow
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 No.3986

>>3982 that a song aye? Good start. How about a book?

 No.3996

The odyssey: a modern sequel was a beautiful read, and definitely lyrical. favorite passage:
As the sun dripped on earth like a lush honeyed fig,
the mortal wedding pomp stopped at an arched door
with shameless and erotic signs on its red lintel,
and the old athlete leapt like a youth in the whore's court,
but the frail prince leant weakly on his old slave's arms
and tottered to the garden like a wounded fawn.
Under the flowering trees weighed down with honeybees
the lone man stretched in scented shade like an old lion
as naked slaves dashed to and fro and quickly fetched
sweet fruit, refreshing crystal drinks, while their swift heels
flashed crimson like ripe apples in the shaded lawns.
Then Margaro crouched at his feet, coiled like a snake,
and her sweet-bitten and seductive body smiled
to taste in silence novel and most secret joys.
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 No.3998

I recently found an English translation of a book called "Tales of Ensign Stal" by Johann Runeberg. It's collection of narrative poems about the Russian annexation of Finland during the Napoleonic wars. The translator did a very good job. Here's one of the poems:
The sun had sunk, the evening came, the summer evening
tender;
O'er huts and meadows now reposed a sheen of purple
splendor;
And from their day's work, glad yet worn, a throng of
landsmen came;
Their work was done, and they had turned, the peace of
home to claim.
Their task was o'er, their harvest reaped, this time a
harvest treasured,
For to a fierce and hostile band was death or capture
measured;
Unto the combat they had marched in morning's early light,
And when the scene in triumph closed, it grew fast toward
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 No.3728[Reply]

Suggest me some nice classic titles to read with alot of nice lines

 No.3732

Taras Bulba

 No.3995

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>Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble.



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 No.3801[Reply]

Suggest me some smart book to read that makes you smart
Or dumb book thst makes you smart
Or whatever
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 No.3806

Read "The Peloponnesian War" by Thucydides and "Logic" by Aristotle.

 No.3807

>>3806 thank you
What about korean movie about a man in radio show looking for his missing ship back in the days when he plays the guitar

 No.3808

>>3807
I only watch movies by superior Japanese kinographers, not K*rean pig dogs.

 No.3809

>>3808 there s a hot japanese gravure idol in that movie

 No.3882

cringe



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 No.3703[Reply]

And win a sketch of that scene

 No.3704

K guess not

 No.3708

Two white female musicians finally have enough of their black bandmate's shit and lynch her.

 No.3753

>>3708 thats old story

 No.3768

>>3703
A huge titty catgirl sucks my cock



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 No.3679[Reply]

How to check literaturely if your story doesnt make sense

Are you just correct by default
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 No.3684

>>3683
What to read then

 No.3685

>>3684
Charles Dickens is a good one to start with. He's a very well-rounded writer and his books are usually pretty accessible. A Tale of Two Cities, Bleak House, Oliver Twist, David Copperfield, and Great Expectations are his most popular novels but you can't go wrong with any of them.

 No.3687

>>3685
Those are alright. But my genre is themathically different from those… i find it hard to use em

 No.3688

>>3687
Just read popular works in the genre you want to write in I guess. I don't read much genre fiction (not because I think I'm too good for it or anything; I just haven't gotten around to it) so I don't know what to recommend.

 No.3689

>>3688 hm… what are things with alot of actions, epic fights or so



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 No.3643[Reply]

Writing somewhat realistic story but afraid of it being too fantastical… some fictional element but otherwise a realism of sorts… how do make sure the story isnt going wrong/no loop holes?
The setup is of present time so it might be easier to spot wrong things than scifi or fantasy

 No.3644

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Did you draw that Space Marine yet?

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>>3644
This all i got.

 No.3651

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>>3643
Now draw JBalvin.

 No.3652

>>3651
Must decline given the urgency

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>>3652
It's been two weeks, draw him now anon



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