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 No.4347[Reply]

Well?

 No.4382

From what I heard, vol3 "gf" has uterine cancer.
The word on the street was that her uterus was so badly beaten by BBC and Big Colombian Cocks that they are going to have to remove it. Vol3 is okay with that, he says she had a nice time with those lads and he never thought about having kids anyway.



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 No.4285[Reply]

Anytipswritingagoodplottoyourfiction(howto)

 No.4289

>>4285
plot forms all people know from experience + internalized understanding of said plot forms by study + pure animal instinct, in that order. no matter who you are you're already at least on step 2. just go up and talk to her bro

 No.4290

>>4289 i dont want to talk and you are not my bro.

 No.4301

>>4290
you are my bro and I'm praying for you bro

 No.4302

>>4301 yer praying but are you paying thats the thing.



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 No.4286[Reply]

You are working on your feuilleton submission, right Anon? You'll never get your art hoe gf without amateur artistic pursuits like this.
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 No.4408

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I got mine without needing that around 2009, back then the art hoes are hot but not super crazy yet. But I have absolutely not idea how to get a art hoe nowadays, safely.

 No.4427

>>4408
you get one by having drugs and seeming edgy in a safe way.

 No.4429

I've written like four short stories already this year, but I'm still not sure what I want to write for the feuilleton.

 No.4430

>anchored
lol, lmao even

 No.5486

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>>4427
"Edgy in a safe way" is codeword for "I know that they're only being brought to our country to keep wages down and fuck over the rest of us, but that's no reason to be rude to 'em!"



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 No.4205[Reply]

Hello, I request books, documents, greentexts, or commentary that would provide inspiration for how to properly prepare for death.

My mistakes are many.

 No.4254

You're not gonna die retard.

 No.4260

There is an exhortation of Anselm to a dying brother, written in the most comforting words: "When a brother seems to be in his death struggle, it is godly and advisable to exercise him through a prelate or other priest with written questions and exhortations. He may be asked in the first place: 'Brother, are you glad that you will die in the faith?' Let him answer:
'Yes.'
'Do you confess that you did not live as well as you should have?'
'I confess.'
'Are you sorry for this?'
'Yes.'
'Are you willing to better yourself if you should have further time to live?'
'Yes.'
'Do you believe that the Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, has died for you?'
'Yes.'
'Do you believe that you cannot be saved except through His death?'
'Yes.'
'Do you heartily thank Him for this?'
'Yes.'
'Therefore always give thanks to Him while your soul is in you, and on this death alone place your whole confidence. Commit yourself wholly to this death, with this death cover yourself wholly, and wrap yourself in it completely. And if the Lord should want to judge you, say:
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 No.4243[Reply]

How to come up with a cohesive story every week like jumps or some section in chicken soup? Like logical and cohesive.

I can imagine character but the story is just something else.
Especially not knowing if it is correct or not.

 No.4245

The qoureans ate dogs already.

Just voices away.
Place is owned by satan


Maybe this is hell indeed.

Heaven too fear this place.



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 No.4209[Reply]

How do you plan story? I got like premise, characters gonna do this and that, the gwneral idea of the scene… but i actually dont know
WHAT should be happening.

Like if theyre gonna put out fire, they d use water but where does that water should be from? A well nearby? What if no well is present? Then it ll be a scene of failing to put fire.

But if theres water and they re still panicking, it d look kinda wrong.

It s just the whole thing
From the logic to realism.

How do you solve this.

 No.4244

Write a basic outline then elaborate each point one by one.



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 No.4156[Reply]

> Selburose crystal-spindels sleighin' rugose, gosling-down-gowned snow-mounds az far az TVCHANAHEIM's board-ur-lined horizon.
> A sun blotted moon-joshings, mist-wwwISPs bloqqin' accessed crane-panes 2 stain-tame the frigid, fallin streets aotsyde.
> Gelid wind gyring a ghost-town's skids no hypergolics cud goliath-grouse 2 lift off.

> Nine months abscondid priyore, that bottul ov mien parasailed outwards 2 absail daon begnęith duh depths undertowean /lit/topolis' wharf 'n weft. And with the hearths runnin' awn empty, tempestuous temptings fenning lemmings ovahr clyffsyde edgeans, and feds 'n sheyullz aplenty deck-dockean' errie hawl 'n vault 'n nook 'n krannie, awl looks lawst 2 a DNS-probed void…until, sqwintean ean2 the offset distance, one remembohr's one's insistence towards becomean the fewchour, and, az eye smile 'n solemnlee bind 2 dew, bears absolewt trewest witness 2…


…THE V.I.E.W. PROPUR.

A QHOIYEAR'D PARALLAX'D-QUINTUPLETS THROUGHWAIE OV INTQUISITIONZ QUESTED PERSONAGES AND RE-QUISITIONS GEAS'D RE-DOLE-LENSES AWAIT THIS LAGNIAPPE-EDITION'S PATIENT RECIPIENTS. THE DAIYMO/RUSTY SPATULA, GAHOOLE, SIR WEASEL'UM THE BRAVE, EL JEFE JEFF, AND MUSCISES AWL COME 2 A BOYILL UNDAHR THE FEUILLETON FRONTEND'S S'COPACETIC-DE-MAGNIFIQUE. RECIPES, RONDEAUS, AND RECITITAPHS TAP EAN2 THE TERROR OF THE TVCHANAHEIMIAN UNDERWHIRL'D AZ ONE PRIVATE EYE REYCES AGAINST HIS TEXT-EAN-TIME 2 PIECE 2GETHUR: WHO ORCHESTR8S THE CAHAL CORRALEAN AWL REVIEWS OV "THE DOOR WAS" EAN2 A FORM FIT TO DRIVE ANY MAYUN 2 MADNISS?!

PLUS: JORDAN PERAUGIE renews his fisticuff'd dalliances, amidst "happy ending"'s alliance, against limerence's mer-rood denudean, /LIT/ WRITES A NOVEL: PART 2!, AND ALFRED KINNING RETVRNS WITH A TALE SO TOWERING YET OHRDURED, EXHILIRATION-AZ-KABIN-FEVER PHINDS EETCELPH SIRIUPost too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.4163

>>4160
That story was an email submission. I feel like this issue had a lot less of those than previous ones. I hope more /lit/tyzens submit stories for next issue.

 No.4164

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>>4160

just thinq ov mie inflektionz lyk maderization ov duh writtuhn werd %^D awlsoe sayd prawciss iz semi awtomatiek @ diz pt tbh %^x soe eye rly driyl daon onlee when eets absolewtlee necessitario'd

gud fren n formhar correspawndint 2 the FEUILLETON ALFRED KINNING wrote THE SORCEROR'S SOUL, gnawt I - taek ov dat wat u will re: mie adaptability and aptitude, but diz mag iznt rly 4 mie, eets 4 ppl lyk u %^D soe if u wanna contribewt 2 c an alteration, the submisshun emails awlwaies open 4 opinin's

>>4163

ya eye partially came auwp w/ diz issew eyedeyuh/focus (the interview Qs/curratid "reviews" ov The Door Was) bcuz thurr wurrn't a lawt ov subs comean ean relative 2 prior editions plus IRL rly gawt ean duh fooqin waie this yr 4 moar developmintal board activitees, sry baot dat amigatos

AS A GENERAL BULLETIN ANNOUNCEMENT + GENERAL RECTIFYING MEASURE 2 ENSURE PPL HAEV TIME 2 CRAFT W/E THEY WANT 2 PUT 4WARD: The Feuilleton's pivotean ean2 a biannual issew structure, w/ one issue premiering sumtime ean June/July and the uddahr comean aot raond Christmastime - diz'll halp balance a numbahr ov thangs, and allow mie 2 split mie time ean2 personal werks w/o sacrificean the volume ov werk dat anchors the publication's appeal IMO %^x

 No.4239

Joy

 No.4240

Bully the acid empire and its four wives riding camels.

 No.4311

bump



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 No.4222[Reply]

Just impossible.


Impossibleeeeeee. The plot is a messs.
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 No.4233

If i say heaven is god… maybe god will fight heaven itself.

Like it did to Job.

What a stupid infinite thing.
I can race it like bulls.

 No.4234

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Have god turnt evil into good? If evil unexist will good exist???

How ironic.

 No.4235

I worry the old man will chew me because nobody letteth us chew anything else.

But i guess thats the limit of the asian smarts. Or communisms.


Stuck in second gear..being friends with everyone only.

And we…eat friends. When no trees are around.

 No.4236

And he dares call me insane. Justbecause people buy garbage machine that he didnt create himself.

Wow.

How easily bloated he is.
Guess the asiangenes is lazy fuckers too. Much like the camels.

 No.4237

Everyone is making face already. In a while theyll go nuts.

Guess i am indeed in heaven. Where angels are driven nuts because they are BORING.



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 No.2837[Reply]

> <ZIPPO CLINKS SHUUT, PLUME-ROKE STOKES ASTEROCINANTE TWINKLE-EMBURRS NYX'D ABUV>

>"Every daie, an X-mas celebration. Errie daie, a bus-clip clatturs public, keied rite 2 a skippur's scawllywagered maul.

>The outsiders call our boonie-boon, noodie-noob exhumed bloomin' onion heirloom ovvuh digital hoam '/tv/chanaheim'…and /lit/opolis, eets lacrimative crownin' bulb az stowed-awaie centurpiece.
>But as I fastened the cork awn the bottul, airtight, n punt eets plight 4 the sea's kun-surn, I knew awl set sail ean paradise 4 duh turn towardz duh DUP'd…for sewn enuff…"

ISSUE 4…FLOATS ASHORE.

100 MINUS 8 E-LEAFIN'S PERISCOPTIC, CYTOTAWKZIKULLY ASYMPTOMATIC PAGES. The HEEM GODS have once moar awoken - AND YEARN FOR BLOOD. A Federation-sanctioned "e-grill resistant" ration ov STAR TREK BUT RACIST HOLO-KINO. JORDAN PERAUGIE howulz, channullean hoagie-hornswaggull-HAWGS, 'bout a prominent NACRE-B4-NARCOS MOGGEE. THE FIRST JUNETEENTH MID-ROLL IN HISS-TO-RAHY TO CORRECTLY EMPLOY DUH EPIGENETIC DESIGNATOR NIGGER. And dat's just T O S T A R T !

PLUS, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE JUICE-MAN HEEMCELPH, DRUNKEN SURFER! HARAM DIZ, YA FAG-GHETS! AND ENJOIE ANUDDUR GOE OV THE HOLIDAY SEASON, /LIT/TILY ESTIVATION-LEAVENED!

FIND IT HERE: https://mega.nz/file/il5XHQwS#A7ElF-iW3IyZ9aFXtfsJVcckm3Rw6epuYJ06DGdQiN4

EMAIL FOR SUBMISSIONS: [email protected]
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 No.3094

>>2995
When's the next issue m8y

 No.3584

It's been six months TBC. Do you need us to write more shit for you?

 No.3587

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>>3584

mi amigato u ain't gawta pen a werd u dun thinq wud infurr auwpawn a value-stayt 4 hao u'd want 2 git daon n jiggy w/ inflewicean diz auwpcomean fwelly-fillie - dat bein said, eye've been a lil IRL bz 4 diz dupscribed interregnum and haev a prospectivus 4 the 'leton goean 2 a bi-annual jawn newaie az a consequence ov habeebins @ said dias-rl juncture (awlsoe bcuz eet maeks eet eziur 2 rly haev sum banguhr issews givean the prolific value errie1 hurr awn duh board generhollie prodewces %^D)

the official email ([email protected])s ean duh stiqqie eef u've gawt writtan/art/etc. u wanna submiet, etc. when we reach a critiqolloquoy'd mass eet'll breach the gates ov minas duprath, and enact wrath auwpawn the orcs ov pro-sorc anti-kino wittin - but til then, ur/duh board's kept patience will hoald aohr line bettur than nethin else amigato %^x

eye haev gnawt been idle wit/ean mie time. A V I E W WILL B WAT UR V I E W WILL C…SOON ENUFF

 No.4105

>>3587
>going to be bi-annual
>only one release this year
>it is now december
feuilleton bros…

 No.4107

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>>4105

this prawmiss will b fulfilled

X masqueraids duh spawt >%^>



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 No.3639[Reply]

Former fanfiction writer here. I'm not sure what's the general consensus about fanfics or fan fictions here specifically, but I'm gonna ask anyway.

Which is better? Fanfiction dot net or Archive of Our Own? I know that there are differences such as AO3 allows scenes for mature audiences, while FF doesn't allow these kinds of scenes. That's all I know about differences between these two sites.
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 No.3664

>>3657
That sounds legitimately kind of fascinating in such a way that it would be a shame if it was lost to the world. See if you can convince him to start uploading it to the internet.

 No.3668

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>>3657
I'm going to hold you to that anon. You'd better find the goods.

 No.4028

I like using Ao3 because the software is running is licensed under GNU GPL v2. Also my fanfic uses the n-word and no one gave me shit for that.

 No.4046

>>4028
>my fanfic
Post it.

 No.4057

>>4046
this tbh



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