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 No.4222[Watch Thread][Reply]

Just impossible.


Impossibleeeeeee. The plot is a messs.
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 No.4233

If i say heaven is god… maybe god will fight heaven itself.

Like it did to Job.

What a stupid infinite thing.
I can race it like bulls.

 No.4234

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Have god turnt evil into good? If evil unexist will good exist???

How ironic.

 No.4235

I worry the old man will chew me because nobody letteth us chew anything else.

But i guess thats the limit of the asian smarts. Or communisms.


Stuck in second gear..being friends with everyone only.

And we…eat friends. When no trees are around.

 No.4236

And he dares call me insane. Justbecause people buy garbage machine that he didnt create himself.

Wow.

How easily bloated he is.
Guess the asiangenes is lazy fuckers too. Much like the camels.

 No.4237

Everyone is making face already. In a while theyll go nuts.

Guess i am indeed in heaven. Where angels are driven nuts because they are BORING.



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 No.2837[Watch Thread][Reply]

> <ZIPPO CLINKS SHUUT, PLUME-ROKE STOKES ASTEROCINANTE TWINKLE-EMBURRS NYX'D ABUV>

>"Every daie, an X-mas celebration. Errie daie, a bus-clip clatturs public, keied rite 2 a skippur's scawllywagered maul.

>The outsiders call our boonie-boon, noodie-noob exhumed bloomin' onion heirloom ovvuh digital hoam '/tv/chanaheim'…and /lit/opolis, eets lacrimative crownin' bulb az stowed-awaie centurpiece.
>But as I fastened the cork awn the bottul, airtight, n punt eets plight 4 the sea's kun-surn, I knew awl set sail ean paradise 4 duh turn towardz duh DUP'd…for sewn enuff…"

ISSUE 4…FLOATS ASHORE.

100 MINUS 8 E-LEAFIN'S PERISCOPTIC, CYTOTAWKZIKULLY ASYMPTOMATIC PAGES. The HEEM GODS have once moar awoken - AND YEARN FOR BLOOD. A Federation-sanctioned "e-grill resistant" ration ov STAR TREK BUT RACIST HOLO-KINO. JORDAN PERAUGIE howulz, channullean hoagie-hornswaggull-HAWGS, 'bout a prominent NACRE-B4-NARCOS MOGGEE. THE FIRST JUNETEENTH MID-ROLL IN HISS-TO-RAHY TO CORRECTLY EMPLOY DUH EPIGENETIC DESIGNATOR NIGGER. And dat's just T O S T A R T !

PLUS, AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE JUICE-MAN HEEMCELPH, DRUNKEN SURFER! HARAM DIZ, YA FAG-GHETS! AND ENJOIE ANUDDUR GOE OV THE HOLIDAY SEASON, /LIT/TILY ESTIVATION-LEAVENED!

FIND IT HERE: https://mega.nz/file/il5XHQwS#A7ElF-iW3IyZ9aFXtfsJVcckm3Rw6epuYJ06DGdQiN4

EMAIL FOR SUBMISSIONS: thelittyzensfeuilleton@protonmail.com
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 No.3094

>>2995
When's the next issue m8y

 No.3584>>3587

It's been six months TBC. Do you need us to write more shit for you?

 No.3587>>4105

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>>3584

mi amigato u ain't gawta pen a werd u dun thinq wud infurr auwpawn a value-stayt 4 hao u'd want 2 git daon n jiggy w/ inflewicean diz auwpcomean fwelly-fillie - dat bein said, eye've been a lil IRL bz 4 diz dupscribed interregnum and haev a prospectivus 4 the 'leton goean 2 a bi-annual jawn newaie az a consequence ov habeebins @ said dias-rl juncture (awlsoe bcuz eet maeks eet eziur 2 rly haev sum banguhr issews givean the prolific value errie1 hurr awn duh board generhollie prodewces %^D)

the official email (THELITTYZENSFEUILLETON@PROTONMAIL.COM)s ean duh stiqqie eef u've gawt writtan/art/etc. u wanna submiet, etc. when we reach a critiqolloquoy'd mass eet'll breach the gates ov minas duprath, and enact wrath auwpawn the orcs ov pro-sorc anti-kino wittin - but til then, ur/duh board's kept patience will hoald aohr line bettur than nethin else amigato %^x

eye haev gnawt been idle wit/ean mie time. A V I E W WILL B WAT UR V I E W WILL C…SOON ENUFF

 No.4105>>4107

>>3587
>going to be bi-annual
>only one release this year
>it is now december
feuilleton bros…

 No.4107

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>>4105

this prawmiss will b fulfilled

X masqueraids duh spawt >%^>



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 No.3639[Watch Thread][Reply]

Former fanfiction writer here. I'm not sure what's the general consensus about fanfics or fan fictions here specifically, but I'm gonna ask anyway.

Which is better? Fanfiction dot net or Archive of Our Own? I know that there are differences such as AO3 allows scenes for mature audiences, while FF doesn't allow these kinds of scenes. That's all I know about differences between these two sites.
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 No.3664

>>3657
That sounds legitimately kind of fascinating in such a way that it would be a shame if it was lost to the world. See if you can convince him to start uploading it to the internet.

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>>3657
I'm going to hold you to that anon. You'd better find the goods.

 No.4028>>4046

I like using Ao3 because the software is running is licensed under GNU GPL v2. Also my fanfic uses the n-word and no one gave me shit for that.

 No.4046>>4057

>>4028
>my fanfic
Post it.

 No.4057

>>4046
this tbh



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 No.4017[Watch Thread][Reply]

Looking for ideas to write. Something that makes money basically.

 No.4020

I think you have to mass publish erotica on Amazon. It's pure volume based, so make a world get it publicized and write like 5k a day for a year.
-t one of my favorite webcomic artists does this instead and is making bank



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 No.3821[Watch Thread][Reply]

I want to practice writing prose fiction. Describe a scene you want to see and, as long as it's not too gay, I'll try to write it out eventually….
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 No.3902

>>3867
Again, great creativity. No real complaints or criticisms besides it being cliche regards to Mortimer and family, but it seemed to work in your benefit like one of those 50s pseudo Americana genres. The spontaneous shooting was graphic and helped sell the story. I can think of more scenarios if you like but I don't want to steal all the ideas if you want to change your mind and write cuckporn for others.

 No.3916

Write a story about getting a scrotal piercing

 No.4004>>4016

the mexican standoff scene from the good, the bad, and the ugly but with gahoole, truthseeker, and zach in their relative respective positions to each other

 No.4016

>>4004
But that would mean Gahoole would side with Zach against TruthSeeker. Even in the realm of fiction, that's too absurd to imagine.



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 No.3979[Watch Thread][Reply]

Looking for some… nice lyrical literatures. Comedics maybe. Or just ironic.

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BLACKED.COM

 No.3982>>3986

Can you specify?
Lyrical literature to me is like Death Grips
For example:

Fuck the sun, fuck white wine
Daylight sucks, waste of mine
I fuck my mind, narrow my mind
I bide my time like fuck in place
One day, I'll wave sun to ice
Watch its kind get thrown like rice
My cackle stretch out like thunder
So fucking loud, it's vulgar

[Chorus]
I pull my face out the dirt slow
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 No.3986

>>3982 that a song aye? Good start. How about a book?

 No.3996

The odyssey: a modern sequel was a beautiful read, and definitely lyrical. favorite passage:
As the sun dripped on earth like a lush honeyed fig,
the mortal wedding pomp stopped at an arched door
with shameless and erotic signs on its red lintel,
and the old athlete leapt like a youth in the whore's court,
but the frail prince leant weakly on his old slave's arms
and tottered to the garden like a wounded fawn.
Under the flowering trees weighed down with honeybees
the lone man stretched in scented shade like an old lion
as naked slaves dashed to and fro and quickly fetched
sweet fruit, refreshing crystal drinks, while their swift heels
flashed crimson like ripe apples in the shaded lawns.
Then Margaro crouched at his feet, coiled like a snake,
and her sweet-bitten and seductive body smiled
to taste in silence novel and most secret joys.
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I recently found an English translation of a book called "Tales of Ensign Stal" by Johann Runeberg. It's collection of narrative poems about the Russian annexation of Finland during the Napoleonic wars. The translator did a very good job. Here's one of the poems:
The sun had sunk, the evening came, the summer evening
tender;
O'er huts and meadows now reposed a sheen of purple
splendor;
And from their day's work, glad yet worn, a throng of
landsmen came;
Their work was done, and they had turned, the peace of
home to claim.
Their task was o'er, their harvest reaped, this time a
harvest treasured,
For to a fierce and hostile band was death or capture
measured;
Unto the combat they had marched in morning's early light,
And when the scene in triumph closed, it grew fast toward
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 No.3728[Watch Thread][Reply]

Suggest me some nice classic titles to read with alot of nice lines

 No.3732

Taras Bulba

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>Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble.



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 No.3801[Watch Thread][Reply]

Suggest me some smart book to read that makes you smart
Or dumb book thst makes you smart
Or whatever
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 No.3806>>3807

Read "The Peloponnesian War" by Thucydides and "Logic" by Aristotle.

 No.3807>>3808

>>3806 thank you
What about korean movie about a man in radio show looking for his missing ship back in the days when he plays the guitar

 No.3808>>3809

>>3807
I only watch movies by superior Japanese kinographers, not K*rean pig dogs.

 No.3809

>>3808 there s a hot japanese gravure idol in that movie

 No.3882

cringe



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 No.3703[Watch Thread][Reply]>>3768

And win a sketch of that scene

 No.3704

K guess not

 No.3708>>3753

Two white female musicians finally have enough of their black bandmate's shit and lynch her.

 No.3753

>>3708 thats old story

 No.3768

>>3703 (OP)
A huge titty catgirl sucks my cock



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 No.3430[Watch Thread][Reply]

These are some history books I've been reading lately.

The Story of Civilization Part 11: The Age of Napoleon. I'm usually not a fan of Will Durant but this is book provides a good synopsis of the Revolutionary and Napoleonic era in France. Those parts of the book make a nice little companion piece to David Chandler's "Campaigns of Napoleon". The book spreads itself too thing, though, by trying to cover every facet of Western Civilization during that period. For example, there's an entire chapter dedicated to Beethoven and several more just about poets and philosophers of the time. It's just too much to tackle in a meaningful way in just a single volume. Even the three-volume Encyclopedia of French Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars failed to do that. Interestingly, neither that work or this has a section about Edmund Burke. There are offhand mentions made here and there (usually portraying him as the embodiment of stuffy English opposition to the revolutionaries) but no serious examination of him like there is about the other significant English philosophers of his day. This is especially surprising from Durant given his fascination with the history of philosophy.

The Italian Wars 1494-1559. This is the book I could find covering what was essentially the first modern European conflict. It does a decent job of giving a rundown of the events without doing that gay pop-history thing of trying to be like a novel. Personally I would have liked a little more focus on the military aspect over the political but I realize that's just my own autism.

Four Princes: Henry VIII, Francis I, Charles V, Suliman the Magnificent and the Obsessions that Forged Modern Europe. This covers roughly the same period as the Italian Wars but focuses on the lives of the titular four rulers who dominated Europe in the first half of the 16th century. Most of the figures it discusses, outside of those four, are portrayed in a rather one-dimensional way. It reminded me of the documentaries the History Channel used to air before it became all about pawnshops and aliens. Overall, it's okay I guess.

China Condensed Absolute shit. It reads like a summery of a Wikipedia article but without citing any sources and even more fabrications. It presents highly contested theories (like the Huns being the same people as the Xiongnu) and legends as facts. It's also very biased; it glorifies China as much as Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
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 No.3463

I've been reading a lot of the Osprey books. The illustrations are great and there's a lot of good information about the smaller details of the militaries but the tone of the writing is far from objective or professional, almost juvenile at points. I suspect a lot of these are ghostwritten by grad students.

 No.3466

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/20063

Theodoric the Goth: Barbarian Champion of Civilisation by Thomas Hodgkin

It's partly a biography of Theodoric the Great and partly just a good overview of Late Antiquity from the barbarians' point of view.

 No.3474>>3478

>The Italian Wars 1494-1559
I got interested in this one, it's super rare to find any books on the topic. Maybe you should read about the Borgias to get something extra out of it.

 No.3478

>>3474
Yeah, the one I mentioned is the only book I know of in English that specifically covers the wars of that whole period in Italy. Francesco Guicciardini, a friend of Machiavelli who lived through the conflict, wrote a 20 volume book about the entire history of Italy from 1490 to 1534. It's been translated and is on archive.org but I haven't read it yet.
It's a subject that deserves a lot more attention. The clash of all the different approaches to warfare alone makes it fascinating. It's almost cuckime tier at points. And it was all going on at the same time Cortes and Pizarro were fighting the Aztecs and the Incas.

 No.3719

Orphans of Versailles: The Germans in Western Poland, 1918-1939. To my knowledge, this is the only book in the English language specifically devoted to the subject of how ethnic Germans were treated in Poland in the years leading up to World War 2. It's actually quite objective and makes no attempt to whitewash the Polish Government's persecutions of it's German minority. To give you an idea, these are some passage from the latter part of the book,
"It is hard to avoid the conclusion that the Polish state was bent on the elimination of most of the German minority in western Poland-by forced assimilation where possible, but mainly by coerced emigration. Moreover, this goal was well on the way to being achieved in 1939; the Poznanian wojewode reportedly assured his supporters that within three years there would no longer be any Germans in Poland. A study of the minority's actual political, cultural, and economic situation merely reinforces the pessimistic assessments of contemporaries cited above. The fact that Hitler took up the minority's case several months before he launched World War II was perhaps the overriding consideration at the time, but it does not make the fact of the minority's plight less compelling."
"The "plight" of the German minority in Poland, in other words, was real; it was not merely alleged or fabricated in the interest of Nazi propaganda… Germans in Poland had ample justification for their complaints; their prospects for even medium-term survival were bleak; and no German government more principled than Hitler's would have been able to ignore their plight over the long run. Though it was not politic to make these points at the time, there is no reason why they cannot be accepted half a century later."



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