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▶ No.1[Watch Thread][Reply][Last 50 Posts]

How to Enjoy TVCH Video game Board

1. Read the Global Rules
2. Be Badass
3. You can't ever lose
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>>11255
I'm cursed with my passion for brunettes, but only blonde women end up liking me. Or nigresses, but they are not real brunettes and not even human in the end.


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▶ No.10214[Watch Thread][Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Since the unveiling of the Switch 2 is believed to be imminent, let's discuss what we know thus far:

-8-inch OLED screen
-Magnetic contacts for the controllers, no more "drift"
-Overhaul of Nintendo Switch Online with more intuitive matchmaking
-Backward compatibility, Nintendo accounts will carry over
-256 GB internal storage
-Performance will fall somewhere between Gen8 and Gen9
-Most AAA titles from the current era will be able to be ported
-Microsoft deal will allow COD to return to a Nintendo console and other Microsoft properties like Halo and Flight Simulator
-3D Mario and cross-gen Metroid Prime 4 at launch
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I want to personally torture every Nintoddler.

I guarantee you that I have the techniques and tools to make you suffer and be disfigured in such a way that you will be begging for death, even if you are a coward with Peter Pan syndrome.

I was one of the first kids in the world to play Super Nintendo. But the difference between YOU (loser) and me (CHAD) is that once we get to 1997 I never played any Nintendo crap again, and you made it the only reason to exist.

Just kill yourself now. Not even in a passive and efficient way.


Kill yourself.

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>>11314
Didn't ask.

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Thoughts on the key cartridge system Nintendo (kind of) came up with?

Basically there are going to be carts that just contain authorization keys for digital downloads. The cards are just keys that enable the game to be downloaded and played; without the key cart the game cannot be downloaded or played on the system, but the key cart will work on whatever system it's put into it. It's kind of like the opposite of that system Microsoft was going to implement with the Xbone where physical discs would require reactivation fees when used on new consoles.

My thoughts are that while it's better than a download code, Nintendo has a history of turning off all Internet capabilities including shops on Internet-enabled consoles from before the Switch. If the trend continues, eventually the key carts will be useless.

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>>11324
So, if I have it correct, the key carts aren't single-use, they can be sold second-hand, and new owners can download the game?

>Nintendo has a history of turning off all Internet capabilities including shops on Internet-enabled consoles from before the Switch. If the trend continues, eventually the key carts will be useless.
Hopefully that trend won't continue this time, they are continuing the Nintendo Switch Online system they built for the Switch, hopefully this means the eShop will be along for the ride as well, so you will be able to download games for past systems in perpetuity. It's only fair. Even the UI of Switch 2 is very similar to Switch.

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>>11324
>Thoughts on the key cartridge system Nintendo (kind of) came up with?
Plastic-hoarders are absolutely SEETHING with rage. Really though, it's already been a thing for a while. Some modern games cannot entirely fit on a 100GB UHD Blu-Ray, and some publishers just choose not to put half or in some cases even any of the game data on the disc. It's been a thing for PC games for an even longer time, back when you could still get those physically.


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▶ No.11281[Watch Thread][Reply]

To contain all the discussion about the future top seller and greatest game ever made, Donkey Kong Bananza, I am making a general. Please contain all discussion for GOTY Donkey Kong Bananza here.
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>>11315
Metroid Prime was a snail-paced turd.

Donkey Kong Country Returns had comically bad controls. Here the Wii had the best 2D game controller of that generation (Classic Controller Pro) and these incredible hacks refused to even support it, forcing on players an analog stick on a game with digital movement (Wiimote and Nunchuck) or that utter fucking garbage D-pad and ergonomic nightmare the sideways Wiimote, plus shitty waggle on both when a button input would have sufficed. Never bothered with Tropical Freeze because they destroyed their credibility so utterly with the previous game.

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>>11320
Metroid Prime was about exploration.

You probably just suck at video games if you blame the controls on DKC Returns.

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>>11322
Actually I am probably far better at games than you are. I one-life clear Metal Slugs for breakfast and scoreplay Raiden Fighters for dinner. You see my little anon, real gaming patricians are able to recognize the absolute necessity of good controls in games, because they are always asking themselves if the current game they're playing is going to be one where they derive continued satisfaction from mastering it. Unfortunately it's impossible to derived continued satisfaction from mastery when a game sucks at such a fundamental level. Nothing can redeem an action game with bad controls. If the controls suck, the game is garbage.

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Some alternate box art leaked that shows the purple rock dude may actually be Loli Pauline

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>>11320
>Donkey Kong Country
All of the Country games have awkward controls compared to Wario's and Yoshi's spinoffs, can everyone stop pretending that Rare developers were geniuses and face the fact they're just fratboys whose brilliant resumes are nothing but jizz stains on their Amiga keyboards?


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SLAPHEAD UPSET THAT DONKEYCHADS ARE GETTING A NEW DONKEY KONG KINO RATHER THAN A STALE ZELDA OR MARIO GAME
TOTAL DONKEYCHAD VICTORY
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>>11292
I hope, forgotten land was awesome.

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If the release date is next nigger "history" month it will be true kino.

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>>11298
Switch 2 is launching June 5th, Donkey Kong Bananza is a launch title.

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>>11299
Is June the month (((liberal pedophiles))) decided to celebrate niggers' non-existent accomplishments?

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>>11316
Yeah, rewriting history after the controversial Garfield Kart twitter account.


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CLEAR THE WAY, OGRE KING KINO COMING IN HOT
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>>11243
>just spend thousands
switch emulation requirements are very very low, 8gb of ram and 1 gb of vram
third worlders are emulating it on their android phones

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>>11274
>switch emulation requirements are very very low, 8gb of ram and 1 gb of vram
What kind of GPU

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>>11275
for switch emulation the vram doesn't really matter as long as you have some amount of it, the worst desktop GPU I've seen people use on it is the Nvidia GT 710
for switch emulation what matters most is meeting the 8 GB of ram threshold and having a CPU that isn't complete garbage

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>>11243
>emulating

I just mod consoles and load them up with pirated shit.

t. xstation and xenium/cerbios respecter

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thank god I don't care about mobile bing-bing-wahoo.

>>11279
chad energy. I love me modded og xbox.
>t. still hasn't beaten ninja gaiden black


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▶ No.11278[Watch Thread][Reply]>>11285

>no longer has a soulless static faced designed by the BRITISH
>animated fur to indicate DK is not just an action figure
>portly belly to indicate DK eats good
>more realistic hair poor rather than a simple point that makes him look like a pikmin
>incorporates elements from the iconic look of the pre-rareware donkey kong like shadowed eyes that hearkens back to the beginning of anime
>large mouth with an extremely expressive grin
where were you when nintendo saved gaming with the absolute kino redesign of donkey kong from bananza, the future game of the century?

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>>11278 (OP)
*Makes your overglorified bing wahoo expensive as shit*

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>>11285
>gets fucked by a Jewish dick
<omg so le based!
gas yourself

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>>11286
That's it? That's your counter? Your precious manchild toys are now unaffordable, everyone has gotten so blueballed to the point of ignoring Seth Rogen Kong or the mediocre Bing Wahoo kart because of Nintendo's gooks getting asshurt when Dup cut their USA-AIDS shekels just to lure Yidsney adults to their own pastures.
YOU HOLD NO POWER HERE, YOU /A/UTISTIC /V/IRGIN
FELLATIO A SHOTGUN, THAT IS IF YOU'RE HAVE ENOUGH BRAINCELLS TO HOLD A GUN UNLIKE YOUR FATHER FIGURE: MARK MANNCHILD

▶ No.11317

I don't think I would have noticed he was redesigned if people didn't say so. Honestly I don't think I know what color sonics arms are supposed to be either, maybe I'm just not autistic enough


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▶ No.11290[Watch Thread][Reply]>>11311

You nerds like cinema?

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I remember blowing this off completely when I learned it was going to be crippled by DRM, but it's interesting coming back to it in light of the McCarthyite anti-Russia hysteria and NATO coalition war in Ukraine. The devs got Russia-baited hard and they fucked up by capitulating with bitch tier denunciations. Give an inch to these jackals and they'll take a mile.

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>>11290 (OP)
>>11310
so, this dev cucked to NATO?

▶ No.11312

>>11310
I, too, am not aware of the inside baseball behind this game. What?

Atomic Heart was fuggin cool

▶ No.11313

Synthetic GOD was right, this was the GOTY.


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▶ No.10384[Watch Thread][Reply][Last 50 Posts]

A thread to show our appreciation for the only bad goy out there being attacked by all fronts for telling the true.
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Now this is a podcast worth my time.

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SHEEEEEEEEITT

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>>11272
>>11271
>>11270
Booooring
Here's some real kino

▶ No.11302

>>11283
Yeah, powergaming is boring.

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The love he receives is immeasurable when compared to so many others, people know he is true. We know he is the voice of reason in an ocean of lies.

HE WILL BE REMEMBERED IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY AS THE MAN WHO SINGLE-HANDED KILLED MILLIONS OF TRANNIES.


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Being an old fucker, I do not know who or how to find who is doing good videogame reviews these days. I am still watching Jim Sterling because I just do not know what to choose and there is so much garbage out there. I'd rather save my time and just fast forward through Jim Sterling videos so I can get the gist of what he is saying while avoiding most of his trannyification.

Does Yahtzee still do shit?
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Anyone remember noob dude?

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>>11191
>a-actually this soulless corperation is le good because it supports transgenderism/muh slop
>>11204
A lot of the good ones died 80+ years ago fighting for a decent future that the jews would never allow.

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SeinfeldtheticMan perpetually btfo by some fencesitting faggot who wants to appease his leftwing audience after shitting on the protected class (hipsters, manchildren and dykes)

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>>11262
Synth keep on winning, amazing how much kino he is delivering while getting more and more lolicons and trannies seething at him.

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>>11269
I mean the 90sfuckboy thinks sucking off to mediocre artists such as Billy Jew-L means that he's a winner. Why do these faggots self-admit they eat shit? What's with the self-humiliation after getting their panties in a knot because of some wrongthinker admits that their crap is not groundbreaking?


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▶ No.10090[Watch Thread][Reply][Last 50 Posts]

Have you been keeping up with the best game reviewer on youtube?

Were you aware there is a man now continuing on the tradition of Channel Awesome?

You are now aware.
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▶ No.11265>>11267

another forced garbage coon meme by essayfag and his pedo homo discord friends

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>>11265
Ay bro check out his newest vid
It'll change your mind

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another organic banger aryan meme by ESSAYCHAD and his pussyslaying tvch.moe friends

▶ No.11277

>>11273
It's an incel site.

▶ No.11280

>>11273
It's a CHAD site.


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